I like the train mafia idea. If magic is a thing, then the Russian mob can totally use a run-down train to smuggle alcohol across the country.

Nooooo! Do at least half of your work so then you have less to worry about later!! There is no point in having fun if you are stressed after or while doing it! :<

I really should do it, mostly just cause I'm going back into in-person school this week, buttttt I'm awful at getting my priorities straight

Well make them gay then!!

So, I just read that. I have suddenly gained insight to the cause of all the world's problems.

What is the cause of most of the world's problems then? Is it me? Oh gosh golly gee what did I do this time.

Oh wait! I have a group song for Cal + Leroy(or anyone who dislikes Cal really)!! Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects.

You see, you made everything gay. Some people did not agree with that, and so now utopia cannot exist.

No, everything was already gay, the other people just didn't know it.

No, see, the plants weren't gay before. The dirt wasn't. Not the sun, moon, or stars. They didn't have enough of a gender concept to be either homo or heterosexual!