Granted but its not really fixed you just run on coffee now.

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I wish for a lot of money like millions

Skip me i'm only repying to the one above me.

Dang it! I already do that.

Granted!

But the money is all in Matress Firm giftcards

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I wish for a 20 foot tall christmas tree

Granted, but it will fall over and crush you.

I wish I was a ceratosaurus.

Granted, but now you are in a trapped in a museum.

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I wish I didn't have anxiety.

Granted but now that your anxiety is no longer holding you back you do stupid stuff that is most likely 90% dangerous.

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I wish that I could fall asleep on my command.

Granted, though it will only work in public.
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I wish I could have an infinite amount of donuts

Granted, but now nobody else has donuts and cops are very mad at you.

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I wish that we could live in peace.

Granted, but now we have no use for all the extra materials that would usually be used for weapons. (it basically becomes trash now)
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I wish I could be a Dutch Angel Dragon.

Granted.

Now you are a mere work of fiction, trapped in a world designed by whoever wrote the story, made the art, or sang the song of which this dragon hails from.

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I wish I was a bit more comfortable with myself.