There, you have a bone, but now you're dead.

~()~

I wish that I can't get corrupted by this game and neither can this wish.

Granted, but you're no longer allowed to play the game because you're not playing it right

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I wish I didn't have to breathe

granted you are now a fish

i wish for a rope

Granted, but it's too short to do anything with

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i wish to have $1,000,000

granted but you have to give all of it to charity

i wish to have a ball

Granted, but the ball is deflated just enough that it can't bounce or roll

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I wish I could actually remember to take my anti depressants.

Granted, but they no longer work and you have to pay more often, costing you more money in the long run.

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I wish I could be on a perfect schedule that never gets ruined, and involves happiness for those around me (in other words, my schedule is a peaceful/calm one for everybody while involving the work, sleep, meals, etc). :3

(This is so hard to corrupt XD)

Granted, but everyone around you is robots and you all look identical and are controlled by one person

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I wish I could gallop on a horse without getting scared

Granted, but now the horse is scared for you to gallop on it.

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I wish for a burger.

granted, but it is poisoned

I wish for the ability to grow a wolf tail