Ooo, yes! :D
Interesting! And that's hilarious, him just having blackmail on everyone is amazing XD
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Well, that's good at least, lmao
And Stellan will be happy to hug Chips anytime and will take anything Jack does without much problem, though he will calmly attempt to wither just back off or block the punches or whatever if Jack tries to actually fight him, lol
Oh, wow, a character with now two good (albeit adoptive) parents! Amazing, really, haha
We love that for Bernard. And if Stellan ever got the chance to meet Linda Harper he'd 100% compliment her on being an amazing parent and also be complimenting Bernard constantly for being such a great kid, lol
And Bernard's just awesome, we love Bernard :)
Yep, pretty much! Akira may actually have a redemption arc too, but I'm still not sure how they'd actually do with the polycule considering how much damage was already done.
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Also, because I'm so excited about them, have some Misfits incorrect quotes (mostly Kyra and Vee, honestly, because they're so dumb and funny together) :D
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Kyra: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Kyra: Oh my god, you have Vee .
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Briar: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
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Kyra: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!
Stellan: No.
Kyra: Why not?
Stellan: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.
Kyra: *unzips coat* Sixteen.
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Vee , taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Lux, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-
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Vee: Lux, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Lux: Kyra, Vee wants you to get out of the house.
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Stellan: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Kyra: Okay, my name is Kyra but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Stellan: Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Lux: I'm Lux and I like the movie White Chicks!
Stellan: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Vee: My name is Vee and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...
Stellan: Okay... and you...
Aries: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Aries and my favorite color is... math.
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Briar, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Kyra: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Briar: I have depression, what do you think?
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Stellan, watching Vee do something stupid: Kyra, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Kyra: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Stellan: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Kyra: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Lux: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Kyra: Mean.
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Stellan: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Aries: A character!
Briar: A setting!
Vee, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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Stellan: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Vee: I went to the park today.
Stellan: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Vee: *opening their coat* This duck.
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Vee: You're pathetic!
Kyra: You're pathetic-er!
Briar: You're both losers.
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*Lux teaching Briar to drive and taking Kyra along for the ride*
Lux: That's a pothole. To the left!
Briar: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Kyra, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Briar: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Lux, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Briar: Country Roads.
Kyra: To the place.
Briar and Kyra in unison: I Belong!
Lux, crying harder: What the fuck?
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Kyra: What did you get on your shirt?
Vee: Rust.
Kyra: From what?
Vee: Weapons.
Stellan: Time for more adult supervision.
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Kyra: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.
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Vee: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.
Kyra: Yeah?
Vee: Bitch.
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Stellan: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Kyra: We have three, actually!
Vee: Pick your favorite.
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Lux: *looks over Kyra’s shoulder at their laptop* What the fuck?
Kyra: *slams screen shut* It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it!
Lux: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs?
Kyra: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know!
Lux: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction.
Kyra, offendedly: You don’t know that!
Lux: I hear no denial.
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Vee: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
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Vee: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Briar...
Kyra: As you should be.
Vee: No, for real, they're kind of-
Kyra: As. You. Should. Be.
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Kyra: I told Vee that their ears turn red when they lie.
Stellan: Do they?
Kyra: No.
Stellan: Then why did you tell them that?
Kyra: Because I can do this.
Kyra: Hey Vee! Do you love us?
Vee, with their hands over their ears: No.
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Briar: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Aries: It's kind of complicated, but Kyra-
Briar: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Vee: Hand me the people opener.
Stellan: ...
Stellan: Pardon?
Vee, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!
Stellan, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Vee: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Stellan: Knife. It's called a knife.
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Aries: Will Vee be okay?
Briar: They won’t be when I find them.
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Kyra, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader!
Vee: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.
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Kyra, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Vee, i uh, I’ve been stabbed.
Stellan: WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
Kyra: Wait- You aren’t Vee. Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-
Stellan: NO, WHERE ARE YOU? IM COMING THERE. IM NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE THATS BEEN STABBED.
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Kyra: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.
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Kyra: *sneaking in through their window*
Briar: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Kyra: I was with Stellan?
Stellan: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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Vee: When I die I want Kyra to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
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Vee: Hey, Stellan?
Stellan: Yeah?
Vee: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Stellan:
Stellan: Where’s Kyra?
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*talking about Aries*
Briar: They are beauty.
Lux: They are grace.
Kyra, runnning into the room: THEY CAN DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE!
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Kyra: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Briar: But we lost Vee.
Kyra: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Kyra: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Stellan made me get tested.
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Lux: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
Vee: Those are bones, Lux.
Lux: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
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Kyra: Eat shit and die, Stellan!!!
Vee: Eat shit and live, Kyra.
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*The Squad is playing Chess*
Vee: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Briar: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*
Aries: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*
Stellan: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*
Kyra: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.
Lux: They named a board game after cheese?
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Lux: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Lux: What the hell is wrong with you?
Kyra: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
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Stellan: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Vee: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Stellan: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
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Briar: Lux always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
Briar: I love Aries and all the not-Aries' equally.
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Lux: Kyra, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.
Kyra: *sigh* Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.
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Aries: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Briar: I forgot I was doing a test.
Aries: Briar.
Briar: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
Vee: Briar.
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Stellan: Look, Kyra, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.
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Lux, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Briar, the love of my life, for telling me Aries was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.
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Kyra, dramatically holding out a piece of paper toward Vee: "What's this?!"
Vee, so done: "I don't know! I mean, seriously, what is with you people! I'm blind!"
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Oh, also also, would you want a Misfits song from Stellan's perspective? Fully wholesome for once :)
Winter 
Night Weather: 
Clear Moon: 
