Tamesis said:

Isabella: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Leiurus: A character!
Selova: A setting!
Victoria, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

Victoria: What’s it like being tall?
Isabella: Is it nice?
Leiurus: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Selova: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Victoria: Your smile? It makes my day.
Selova: Your happiness? I live for that.
Leiurus: A room? Get one.
Isabella: Hotel? Trivago.

Victoria: Where the devil is Leiurus?
Isabella: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Selova: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Leiurus: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Isabella.
Selova: For the record, I already found them.
Victoria: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Selova: They stabbed me!
Leiurus: I'm surprised they waited this long, Selova. We've all had the urge.

Selova: *about Isabella and Leiurus* They make a cute couple, huh?
Victoria: They certainly are standing next to each other.

Leiurus, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Selova: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Victoria, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Leiurus, spraying Selova: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Selova: Dude, I forgot-
Leiurus: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Isabella: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

Selova, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Victoria: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Leiurus: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Isabella: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Selova: I hate all of you.

*Victoria is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*
Victoria, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!
Selova, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!
Victoria: And Isabella didn’t stop you?!
Selova, pointing at a sleeping Isabella: They’ve been asleep for the past three hours.
Leiurus, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-
Leiurus, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!
Victoria, pointing at Selova: They threw the remote onto the TV stand.
Leiurus: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!
Isabella, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?
Isabella, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! SELOVA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!
Selova: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!
Victoria and Leiurus, in unison: But you broke the-
Selova: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*

Overthink101 said:

Anyways, Ghazi's post is now finished, haha. Wasn't sure how to end it, actually, so... Sorry if it sucks at the end there lol

M I S E R Y said:

I'll probably post for Estelle when we get a Santos post and maybe a couple other cops

I might post for Irina

And also, am I witnessing incorrect quotes 😏

M I S E R Y said:

I can't wait for the mild tension between Estelle and Santos as they just had the night of their lives the night before. Santos seems like the type to act like it never happened while Estelle is just mad that he stole from her coffee stache