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Because cheese - how do you tell people you're a psychopath without, like, actually telling them? |
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You have to go to Mount Everest and talk to the potato sprouts before taking a trip to the moon to find the martini glass of legend. Then you take the martini glass and put it in the oven at 749* F for 474 Hours, or until it turns into a marshmallow. - How do I eat a marshmallow? |
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Edited at May 12, 2024 06:27 PM by Lakesong
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Lightbringer
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By putting an empty bottle in a blue envelope, send it to Antarctica, then send the bottle in the blue envelope in a red box and send it to the moon. Then you enjoy your marshmallow - How do I touch the wall? |
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Lightbringer
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By chugging 2 gallons of paste, and then slapping cheese on a bald person's head - How do I read my book? |
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Lightbringer
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You first have to find a black unicorn that will grant you one wish. You use that wish on the skin of a zombie that's been dead for 1500 Years. Then turn that skin into leather and bind it with the snew of a 5 year old camel's left hind leg. Next you need to get paper made from cherry blossom trees in central japan, then bleach it with cherry blossom scented bleach. You then have to put the book together and bring it to the wizard that lives in the appalachian mountains but in return for him writing the book, you have to bring him the blood of a skinwalker and a feather from a harpy. Once you have the book, you can go home, drink a cup of coffee, and eat the book. You're welcome. - How do I find the black unicorn? |
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The hardest step is first! You're required to... touch grass... Then you're supposed to use your magic compass. That'll lead you to the North Pole at which point you're meant to talk to Santa. He'll say he can gift you a black unicorn for Christmas, but that's not right! So just wait a few months until the 25th then wait for Santa to come. Once he does, you're required to give him a cup of triple esspresso, a healing potion, a pack of ink, some glowing fungus, a thermonuclear warhead, and some hydrogen atoms. You're supposed to infuse them all together to give to him, which he will trade to you for a coin. Now this coin is special! You're supposed to buy a magic compass with it. Don't know how? Don't worry, it's simple. All you need to do is touch grass, then go to the local dairy. Hand the guy at the counter the coin, he'll give you 50 cents back. Use that 50 cent coin to go to the nearest vending machine and buy a magic compass from there. After that, follow it. - How do I touch grass? |
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Darkseeker
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First, you gotta take off that gaming headset of yours. Maybe then, you'll be able to accomplish such a goal. - How do you safely give a cat a bath? |
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throw the cat in the ocean! /j - how to be productive? |
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Lay in bed all day contemplating life and discover how to time travel, then get up at 4 AM and eat a bunch of cheese. ---------- How do I find cheese? |
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Fall 
Day Weather: 
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