Granted, but you are in the asylum for life

(By the way, Blackburne, it's not perfect with imperfect people ;) )

I wish to be an actor

Granted, but you are treated poorly

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I wish to sing perfectly

Granted, but everyone else thinks you are terrible at it and it sounds horrible to them.

~()~
I wish I was born with a Yorkshire accent.

granted but you will only interact with people who hate that accent.
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I wish for a flamethrower

Granted, but it is hardly what you expected it to be.

~()~
I wish I had a furry

Granted, you now own a furry (and you're being investigated as the prime suspect in a local furry's disappearance)

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I wish I would stop being a perfectionist.

Granted, but your standards are extremely low

I wish I had dinosaur bones

Granted, but people will constantly try to break in and steal the bones from you.

Granted, but you're invisible and no one ever sees you.

~()~
I wish I had mimicry powers

Granted, but you can only mimic inanimate objects and your stuck as that object for 12 hours.

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I wish I had a little pseudo-dragon familiar