Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a toad.

I wish that I could never get hurt.

granted, but you always hurt those around you

I wish i could grow and lose limbs at my will

Granted, but it will be excruciatingly painful every time.

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Granted, but you will always be stressed out and have to many jobs

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I wish to be able to turn into a wolf

Granted, but you turn into a blind and deaf wolf every time.

I wish to have a goldfish

Granted, but it will die a week after you get it

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I wish to have a garden

Granted, but the plants scream. A lot. Even at night.

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I wish I could live forever with perfect health

Granted, but those around you will be unhealthy and die at a young age

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I wish I could teach preschoolers

Granted, but they are demon children.

I wish nothing bad could ever happen on the earth and that everything was flawless. (Try to corrupt this one HA)

Granted, but everyone is soulless, feeling only a singular emotion regardless of what happens, there is no freedom of expression, thought or will.

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I wish I was a wendigo