granted, you smell like rotten milk

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i wish to die

Granted but you will be revived.

I wish to be poor...

granted but a rich person gives you all their money

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i wish to have more hoodies

Granted, but their all the wrong size

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I wish to have more wishes

granted you now have 3 left

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i wish to have more paws on my pack

Granted, but they disappear as fast as they came.

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I wish Everyone was happy

Granted, but then some psychotic lunatic causes global chaos and soon everyone loses their happiness to a cynical fear of their fellow man.

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I wish for it to snow.

Granted, but now it's a blizzard that traps you in it's icy grasp and never lets you free.

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I wish for anime to be real

Granted but you are now not real.

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I wish to be extra swaggy.

Granted, but the swag becomes so unbalanced in the universe that Intergalactic Bounty Hunters chase you down to forcibly remove the Swagravitational pull which you now create, causing mass destruction in the galaxy.

Thus is the story of, Swag Wars.

I wish for creative motivation and dedication to my various craft.