They aren't worth the assault charges

Hell it is

Who said anything about assault?

No no no, dear sister.

Murder. Murder is the charge.

Though they're probably not worth those charges either

True, but I'd still take the charges over skipping murder.

Remember kids, it's only against the law if the cops find you (・ω<)

I'll take those words to my grave ^^

I have a squeaky clean record, I got this

True, but your dad would find out.

He's very good at his job.

And is a dad.

Bah. Semantics.