So this cat is a raging asshole, but he loves me and behaves better for me than anyone else in the house. He's a bitey little shit one second, but when HE wants snuggles he's the sweetest little floof. He even has a damn cat tree in my room to hang out on, because he's a diva and thinks it's his room and I just sleep in it.

I'm convinced he was a drag queen in a past life

XD
My dog hates other dogs and people he doesn't know, and doesn't listen to anyone but me so my family wants to get rid of him. I love him though, and he just wants to train or run around or cuddle.

Awww, that's unfortunate. Poor doggo just needs socialized more and a bit more training, I hate it when people default to just wanting to get rid of their animals rather than educate themselves.

My mother knows about dogs, over the years she's been alive she's had about 100 of em, but we have so many and they just don't enjoy his personality. It's whatever though, as I'm not letting him get sold.

That's fair, my apologies for any implications.

No, it's fine

<3 I'll be the first one to admit when I've made a bit of an ass out of myself for making assumptions

Seems we both make assumptions fast?

Meh, it happens. That's the trouble with us pesky hoomans, we make whoopsies sometimes.