Amyntas: Mint is just cold spicy.
The Squad: ...
Sumire: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.
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Stace: You bought a taco?
Illa: Yes.
Stace: From the same truck that hit Sumire?!
Illa, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
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Amyntas: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Aster: ...what happened?
Amyntas: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Sumire: Just be careful, Amyntas!
Amyntas: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Sumire!
Amyntas: It's everything around me that's careless.
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Amyntas: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Illa: How?
Amyntas: I need someone to take the fall.
Illa: What did you do?
Amyntas: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Mosi, from the other room: Oh my god.
Amyntas: ...
Mosi: OH MY GOD!
Illa: Make it a hundred.
Amyntas: Deal.
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Amyntas, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Aster, not looking up from their book: Really? Stace, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.