Andi; “You’re going to regret that.”
Garvin; “Oh, absolutely. But that’s for future me to worry about.”
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Nico; “In case no one told you, Garvin. You’re beautiful. You’re important.”
Garvin, about himself, unable to handle innocent compliments; “Dat ass though?”
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Revan; “Okay. You know what, Garvin? I want a divorce!”
Garvin, who legally cannot get married, blinking; “We’re— Not even married?”
Revan, knowing full well about that fact; “And whose fucking fault is that?!”
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(Have a BTG one, for fun.)
Briar; “What’s the matter? Scared of a little lightning?”
Garvin; “...I’m not overly fond of what follows.”
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Machai, to Vetle, about Yrja; “You lay one finger on her, I swear to you, Vetle. I swear to you, I’ll throw us off a cliff!”
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*The gang is playing Cards Against Humanity, using both the family cards and everything bagel cards.*
Ovid, reading the first one; “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for– Gay.”
*Everyone laughs.*
Ovid, reading the second one; “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for– Anime.”
Myrmex; “Nice.”
Yrja; “Okay.”
Machai; “Rhyming.”
Ovid, reading the third one; “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for– Having many husbands.”
Ovid, as everyone laughs; “Okay, you guys…”
Ovid, reading the fourth one; “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for– This goat, who is my friend.”
*Everyone laughs.*
Ovid, holding up the one he just read; “This one wins.”
Faust; “Yes!”
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*Some of the AFCS gang playing the exact same game.*
Akira, reading the first one; “Me: “Hey, Randy! What’s going on?’ Randy: ‘Aw nothing, man. Just– A little heroin here and there.”
Garvin, as everyone laughs; “So true.”
Akira, reading the second one; “Me: “Hey, Randy! What’s going on?’ Randy: ‘Aw nothing, man. Just– Only beans.”
*Everyone laughs.*
Devery; “Just only beans.”
Akira, holding it up; “Family edition!”
Devery; “Just only beans!”
Aries; “Only beans.”
Akira, reading the third one; “Me: “Hey, Randy! What’s going on?’ Randy: ‘Aw nothing, man. Just– Whatever Master desires–”
*Everyone freaks out while laughing.*
Briar; “Oh my god…”
Devery; “Fuck.”
Aries; “Yo–”
Devery; “Holy shit.”
Akira; “Master capital M.”
Akira, reading the fourth one; “Me: “Hey, Randy! What’s going on?’ Randy: ‘Aw nothing, man. Just– Edging.”
*Everyone laughs.*
Garvin; “Not family edition.”
Akira, holding up the family edition card; “I’m gonna have to go for… Only beans.”
Briar; “Woo!”
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*Another one of the AFCS gang playing it.*
Garvin, reading the first one; “Coming to theaters this holiday season, Star Wars: The Rise of– Girls.”
Briar; “Nice.”
Aries; “Yeah.”
Akira; “Nice.”
Devery; “By Lena Dunham.”
Garvin, reading the second one; “Coming to theaters this holiday season, Star Wars: The Rise of– Buildings.”
Akira; “Nice, very true.”
Briar; “Nice.”
Garvin; “What is this? Mid-city Los Angeles?”
Garvin, reading the third one; “Coming to theaters this holiday season, Star Wars: The Rise of– Butt hair.”
Briar; “Nice.”
Aries; “Ew.”
Garvin, reading the fourth one; “Coming to theaters this holiday season, Star Wars: The Rise of– Fucking me.”
*Everyone laughs and Garvin just doesn’t even bother putting the card down.*
Garvin, holding it up; “We’ll go with this one.”
*Devery raises his hand to collect his point.*
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Garvin; “In light of recent events… Fuck.”
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*Avery, Briar, Garvin, and Amasai playing DnD with Avery as the DM.*
Avery; “You all return back to base to find it ransacked and looted. Graffiti lines the walls, taunting you, clearly signed off by the Liches Goblin Army.”
Briar; “You gotta be kidding me, dude.”
Garvin; “I guess that’s what we get for spending the whole day in the tavern.”
Amasai; “DM, what did they take?”
Avery; “Oh, nothing. Just all your gold, weapons, spellbooks.”
Amasai; “Including my old spellbook?”
Avery; “Yep! You guys should probably all go get that stuff back, I guess.”
Amasai; “I have spent every long rest, since we turned level five, writing an explosive glyph of warding on every page in that book. It has enough magical potential to level the entire city. And you are telling me, a goblin stole it?”
Avery;
Avery; “We’re gonna have to start a new campaign… You guys just beat this one…”
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