A few Marie and Faust banter using incorrect quote generator lmao
Faust: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Marie: But did I make you cry?
Faust: *cries on the spot*
Marie: ...Shit.
Marie: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Faust: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Marie: How so?
Faust: It makes holes.
Marie, texting Faust: Text me when you’re home safely.
Faust: I’m home dangerously.
Marie: Stop it.
Faust: I’m home lethally.
Marie: My only talent is being stress.
Faust: Don't you mean stressed?
Marie: No.
Marie, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Faust: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
Faust: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Marie: Burn the house down.
Faust: And what did you do?
Marie: I made dinner.
Faust:
Marie:
Faust:
Marie: And burnt the house down.
Faust: Hold on, I can explain!
Marie: Really? Can you now?
Faust: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
Faust: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Marie: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Faust: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Marie: You forgot pride.
Faust: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
Marie: You read my diary?
Faust: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Marie: The stars are so beautiful...
Faust: They're just giant balls of gas.
Marie: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Faust: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Marie: Oh...
Summer Month: 3 
Night 
Earthquake Moon: 
