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Neutral
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Clovis: May luck (and this picture of Tiras eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you. |
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Lightbringer
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😭 Tiras : Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Clovis: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Tiras : Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Clovis: You wouldn’t?
Tiras : I mean, unless you want to- |
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Neutral
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Blake: Yeah, Tiras... I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. |
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Lightbringer
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Catalina: *watching their house burn down*
Catalina:
Catalina: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything. |
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Neutral
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Mintz, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group. |
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Darkseeker
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Clovis: "I am in a constant battle with my own mind." Blake: "Are you winning?" Clovis: "I'm gonna strangle you." |
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Lightbringer
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Raiden : Never gonna make you cry!
Felicia: Never gonna say goodbye!
Raiden : Never gonna tell a lie—
Clovis: I will hurt you. |
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Lightbringer
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*Ember and Tiras playing minecraft*
Ember: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Tiras : What’s wrong?
Ember: I did a thing.
Tiras : You regret the thing you dID-
Ember: *screams*
Tiras : What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Ember: *screams again* |
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Neutral
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*The Squad with cigarettes* Clovis: I smoke regularly. Ember: I smoke sparingly. Raiden: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it. Mintz: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me. Tiras: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so. Deamon: What's a cigarette? |
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Darkseeker
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Deamon: "How are babies made?" Tiras: "Basically when two people love each other very much-" Clovis: "Don't you fucking dare." |
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