Alastor: he flipped George off shaking his head. "No fucking way!! You're going to shoot me!! I'm not going to let you shoot me!!" He shook his head curling up into a ball, only opening his wounds more. He rocked himself back and fourth.

Pfftt- you sure about that??

George: "Well fine!!" George grumbled sourly. "Do you have a knife I could barrow? I am a lot worse with knives, but if you reeeeaaally want me to stab you alright!"

Unless you're on the straight side of tumbler *shivers*, you'll be alright and see a bunch a sparkly things!!

Alastor: "no no no no no!! I'm not letting you near me with anything that shoots or stabs!! It's not fucking happening!!" Alice wandered into the room poking George's side.

Oh god- the straight side of any website is scary. You right-

George: "Well I'll bite it off if I have- Oh hey Alice!" George smiled, quickly turning his attention towards her. "I am a tad bit busy, kiddo, but what's up? You need something?"

Alice: she just looked from George to Alastor. Silently she walked over to Alastor and tugged on one of his scales. Before he could say anything he had passed out. "Will that help?"

George: "Yeah actually," George mumbled, his eyes wide with shock. "I'd cover you ears by the way. Guns can be quite loud for people who aren't used to them!"

Asssss! Heeeeelp! I am dying...! T^T