This is also just for Fenrir(Determined_Wolf) and I, Socrates(Overthink101). Feel free to read along though

Troy: What should I do?

Aries: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Troy: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

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Aries: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

Troy: Thank god.

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Jakob: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Aries: Those are Pokemon cards.

Jakob: You got a magikarp.

Aries: ...

Jakob: It means 'fuck you'.

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Aries: Troy, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Troy, naked in Aries's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Aries, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Aries: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Smith: On this moment or just my life in general?

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Aries: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Quincy: Marry me.

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Aries: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Every Toxic Bro Ever: It was me...

Aries: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Quincy: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Quincy: What an idiot.

Quincy: *realizes it's Aries*

Quincy: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Aries: What are you doing here?

Troy: I could ask you the same question.

Aries: I live here. This is my house.

Troy: I should probably ask you a different question.

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Aries: What goes up but never comes down?

Smith: The amount of stress you're bringing to this family.

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Quincy: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Aries: Fake?

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Aries: I have a new hoodie.

Troy: Wrong.

Troy: We have a new hoodie.

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Aries: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.

Jakob: Aw... that's not true.

Jakob: It'd be exactly the same.

Jakob: You're not important.

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Aries: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Derrick: Your life?

Aries: I- well yes, but-

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Aries: My head hurts.

Derrick: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Aries: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Smith: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Aries: How stupid do you think I am?!

Derrick: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Smith: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Aries:

Smith: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Smith: Aries...

Aries: Oh no, 'Aries' in B flat.

Aries: You're disappointed.

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Aries: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Every Toxic Bro Ever: A horrible decision, really.

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Aries: Come on Derrick, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Derrick: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

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Every Toxic Bro Ever: I am in charge of this disaster!

Aries: I have a name, you know.

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Aries: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Quincy: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Aries: Absolutely not.

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Aries: Are we fighting or flirting?

Jakob: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Aries: Your point?

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*Aries is crying after a breakup*

Troy: There there, Aries.

Aries, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Troy: Great question—

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Derrick: Relationships should be 50/50. Aries cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Derrick: I love you.

Aries, not paying attention: What was that?

Derrick: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Jakob: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Aries: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Aries: I trusted you!

Every Toxic Bro Ever: Why?

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Quincy: *running towards Aries with open arms*

Aries: *moves out of the way*

Quincy: Hey, why'd you move?!

Aries: I thought you were going to attack me.

Quincy: I was going to hug you!

Aries: Why would you hug me?

Quincy: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Aries: My life is a mess.

Jakob: Aries relax, go get a beer.

Aries: I don’t want a beer.

Jakob: Who said it was for you?

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Aries: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Quincy: What?

Aries: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Derrick: *makes Aries a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Aries: *sips tea*

Derrick:

Aries: *finishes tea*

Derrick: Didn't it taste bad?

Aries: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Derrick, tearing up: Oh, okay.

the Quincy ones make me wish the man was still here and helping Aries-

Hehe. Quincy wasn't terrible, he just was prone to leaving for days to weeks on end without telling Aries where he was going or that he was going anywhere to begin with.

I also realized I forgot Gender, Sexuality, and Poly/Ambi/Mono kn the character sheet sooo, that has been fixed now XD

I also just realized I forgot about Lee as a character- Are they going to be a character or an NPC?

If a character then I'll give Jakob a third friend from me in order to keep the amount of characters even lmao

can I ask where he went??

pfff love that-

Lee will probably be a character unless you do not feel up to making another character-

1- It changed each time. Usually to a hotel or a different city or state or sometimes even countries. Impulsive Wanderlust was in Quincy's bones and he could never stay in one spot for long, though he always tried to return after, at max, two months.

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2- I'm glad you find it funny ;-;

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3- I am completely fine with having another character, let me fix it lol

1. damn that just made me sad-

3. ahh okay!

I don't know which classes I should make all of my characters ;-;

How many Arcane/Earthly types do you think you're going to have for you characters?