BOOPS. I HAVE FOUND A SNEK. He is blue with gray spots and is very smoll. I have made him my friend. He ate a frog this morning.

COOL!

Florida man favorite?

Imma just put a bunch now.Tell me your favorite.

1.Florida man caught on security camera licking doorknob for three hours.
2.Florida man steals and crashes $61,000 boat belonging to dentist who shot Cecil the Lion
3.Florida man ripped urinal from restaurant bathroom, ran away naked into the woods
4.Florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail.
5.Police unable to tow Florida manÂ’s illegally parked Flintstones car
6.Florida man disguises himself in bull costume as he tries to burn down his former loverÂ’s house with pasta sauce
7.Florida man charged with picking magic mushrooms while carrying an alligator

Probably 6. I once almost burnt my own house down trying to make pasta sause.

Heh mine's 1.

Should I take teh snek to de vet? Also I have a horse named Jarl.

For the snake is it kinda like this?

From Floridamuseum.org

ANd yes i would. Buy a wildlife permit first, you can get in trouble.

Yeah. But it's a lot smaller

Okay well, their native to florida, and they grow larger, probably a young one. Get a wildlife permet and bring it to the vet.

I don't live in Florida though.

I know but they are native in florida, meaning the where first discovered there. Obviously theyve moved around.