Granted, but being in a relationship is nothing like what you hoped

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I wish I was a Great Old One (think Cthulhu)

Granted, but you are incredibly miserable all the time and are slowly deteriorating

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I wish I wasn't an insomniac

Granted, you're now a hypersomniac

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Wish my mom wasn't going through another bout of cancer.

Granted, but now you are!

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I wish I could draw amazingly!

Granted but no one will ever notice your work.

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I wish that I had super powers.

(sorry just had to say this, I don't care if no one ever notice my art.... I wish this were real lol)

Granted, you may only use them once every year though.

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I wish that I could own a Border Collie.

Granted, but it murders you in your sleep. You're dead, congrats!

~()~
I wish for more coffee

Granted, but it has posion in it so now your dead, congrats! :>

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I wish I was rich!

Sure, you're rich, but you are forced to give it all to charity.

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I wish to be able to shapeshift without pain or anyhting like that