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Granted. But instead, they call her Countess Chonkula. - I wish for grape mike and ikes to be more popular. Edited at March 21, 2022 09:14 PM by Cicatrize
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Granted, but it is now the only Mike n Ike flavor. ~~~~~~~~~ I wish ERs and Hospitals weren't so horrifically overcrowded and grossly understaffed (let the poor ER nurses and doctors sleep, goddamn)
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(Cicatrize it's a she) Granted, but everyone is... zombies when they wake up? ~()~ I wish DQ didn't exist
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Neutral
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Granted, but now you have an army of angry Texans coming after you for getting rid of Dairy Queen. ~~~~~~~~~ I wish I had a pet fox
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Neutral
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(not gonna lie i do to) granted but it is evil and kills you in your sleep i wish for a pack of Jack Links Teriyaki Beef Jerky
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Neutral
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Granted, they lurch out and kill you. ~()~ I wish I could burp😢
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Neutral
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Granted, but you can't stop ~~~~~~~~ I wish I could no longer feel pain or emotion
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Neutral
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Your best loved dies and you do not feel anything or even care in the slightest. ~()~ I wish to sit on a nice puffy white cloud without falling through
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Neutral
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Granted, but air is very thin up there and it's horrible cold. You die of exposure. ~~~~~~~ I wish for a pet snek
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Neutral
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It-it- aw shoot, um, it's so cute you die of its cuteness ~()~ I wish for an army of mund-controlled Roborovski Dwarf Hamsters
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