um well you see I kinda lost my keys in a lake when seeing if I could skip them

fly a plane to the moon

But someone and his yellow minions stole the moon...

Let's try yodeling from a mountaintop instead

He also stole the mountain...

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Go fish!

I don't wanna have to pay mermaid taxes though. >:(

Go on an easter egg hunt

Bunnies lay eggs??

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Go dress up for Halloween.

Um.. I can't because... um... I farted. 🥺

Go get some Febreeze so no one will smell the fart.

I can't. It's too deadly. 🤢😷☠️

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Take me to the ER; it was silently but deadly!

I can't, because the ER scares me!

Can someone tell me what grass feels like? I've never felt it in my whole life. I mean, I see little green things poking out of the dirt, which I assume is grass, and it looks pokey, but I don't really know.

I live in the city. What's this grass that you speak of?

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Somebody take me away from the city!

It is not possible for the reason I'm dead!

Go throw pancakes at the wall!