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 The Veil
11:23:11 
SpiritGuardian

My senior only now just started sleeping in bed with me, I regret getting a twin because my legs end up in the crevice between the mattress and wall.
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11:21:25 Ecifircas
Lackadaisy, hell nah. My run time is dog shit and I can't even get a pull up in which is INSANE.

I used to be a beast. Like abs, landscaping job and pulling 16 hour shifts, the whole 9.

Being serious, it was getting a boyfriend that ruined me. I got complacent. xD Thanks for that, Eternity.

Then he probably packed a solid 20 extra pounds onto me by being good at cooking. Went from 120 -> 145 real quick, lol.
 SpiritGuardian
11:18:11 Hibernating human
Heh heh my senior dog is all snuggled up to me, maybe I don't need her to learn to sleep on her own bed
 Zeraphia
11:17:03 Space Pirate Captain
Eci

Ahhh. That is so weird--I've never heard that phrase before. XD
 Vennenum
11:16:58 Venn/Venne
these menus will piss me off one day.
 Lackadaisy
11:16:52 Stray, LT | H/H
Ecifircas,

Did you pass IST? Or at least some criteria
 Zeraphia
11:16:27 Space Pirate Captain
Stray

To be fair, Feo is not exactly wrong. At least the idiot portion, whether or not he's durable enough to keep up with his stupid ideas... welll...
 SpiritGuardian
11:16:21 Hibernating human
Venn, Wait than that'd mean I have to be a lawyer- eesh never mind.
I like the idea of being a retail manager more.
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11:15:39 Ecifircas
Venn, hey! I'm okay... just tireddd. I randomly decided to enlist in the Marine Corps. I suck at everything so they figured my strength might be running... suck at that too, so I've just been working out all night. It hurts. You? Lmaoo. And I figured you'd be itching to mess with your codes with palettes finally back on.

Zeraphia, lol. I look like a horse. As a religious person, I know sometimes they're weird about cutting their hair so whenever I haven't cut my hair in a while and the ends get all gross, I know I have horse religion nut hair, lolll.
 Lackadaisy
11:15:33 Stray, LT | H/H
Vah,

I think Feo's state of mind is that he's some precious, gorgeous idiot that he needs to cradle otherwise he will shatter into a million pieces if he stubs his toe

He definitely does not believe Lucius is self-sufficient, but it would make sense that Feo would want something to take care of now that the other mysterious boyo is gone
 Zeraphia
11:14:08 Space Pirate Captain
Spite guardian--pffft
 Zeraphia
11:13:55 Space Pirate Captain
Spirit

There you go. Career goals.
 Vennenum
11:13:44 Venn/Venne
Spite is a fair motivator.

"Spiter Guardians"
I can see that happening.
 SpiritGuardian
11:13:06 Hibernating human
Vah, that'd genuinely be funny. Me going to college for law just to prove to venn that coding is more like stepping on tacks.

You know maybe I'll actually do that, I wanted to go to college but I didnt know what for.
 Zeraphia
11:12:58 Space Pirate Captain
Stray

XD Lucius has trophy-husband vibes and that's all he's got going for him.

Everything else is questionable.
 Lackadaisy
11:12:28 Stray, LT | H/H
Vah,

..okay, fair enough
 Zeraphia
11:12:08 Space Pirate Captain
Stray

Not a single one. But hey, at least he looks pretty--
 Zeraphia
11:11:57 Space Pirate Captain
Eci

A... what?
 Lackadaisy
11:11:55 Stray, LT | H/H
Vah,

0 brain cells. Not a single one.
 Zeraphia
11:11:37 Space Pirate Captain
Spirit

I'd make some lawyer + spirit/ghost/guardian joke but I don't have the thoughts.

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 The Veil
11:23:11 
SpiritGuardian

My senior only now just started sleeping in bed with me, I regret getting a twin because my legs end up in the crevice between the mattress and wall.
 SACRIFICE
11:21:25 Ecifircas
Lackadaisy, hell nah. My run time is dog shit and I can't even get a pull up in which is INSANE.

I used to be a beast. Like abs, landscaping job and pulling 16 hour shifts, the whole 9.

Being serious, it was getting a boyfriend that ruined me. I got complacent. xD Thanks for that, Eternity.

Then he probably packed a solid 20 extra pounds onto me by being good at cooking. Went from 120 -> 145 real quick, lol.
 SpiritGuardian
11:18:11 Hibernating human
Heh heh my senior dog is all snuggled up to me, maybe I don't need her to learn to sleep on her own bed
 Zeraphia
11:17:03 Space Pirate Captain
Eci

Ahhh. That is so weird--I've never heard that phrase before. XD
 Vennenum
11:16:58 Venn/Venne
these menus will piss me off one day.
 Lackadaisy
11:16:52 Stray, LT | H/H
Ecifircas,

Did you pass IST? Or at least some criteria
 Zeraphia
11:16:27 Space Pirate Captain
Stray

To be fair, Feo is not exactly wrong. At least the idiot portion, whether or not he's durable enough to keep up with his stupid ideas... welll...
 SpiritGuardian
11:16:21 Hibernating human
Venn, Wait than that'd mean I have to be a lawyer- eesh never mind.
I like the idea of being a retail manager more.
 SACRIFICE
11:15:39 Ecifircas
Venn, hey! I'm okay... just tireddd. I randomly decided to enlist in the Marine Corps. I suck at everything so they figured my strength might be running... suck at that too, so I've just been working out all night. It hurts. You? Lmaoo. And I figured you'd be itching to mess with your codes with palettes finally back on.

Zeraphia, lol. I look like a horse. As a religious person, I know sometimes they're weird about cutting their hair so whenever I haven't cut my hair in a while and the ends get all gross, I know I have horse religion nut hair, lolll.
 Lackadaisy
11:15:33 Stray, LT | H/H
Vah,

I think Feo's state of mind is that he's some precious, gorgeous idiot that he needs to cradle otherwise he will shatter into a million pieces if he stubs his toe

He definitely does not believe Lucius is self-sufficient, but it would make sense that Feo would want something to take care of now that the other mysterious boyo is gone
 Zeraphia
11:14:08 Space Pirate Captain
Spite guardian--pffft
 Zeraphia
11:13:55 Space Pirate Captain
Spirit

There you go. Career goals.
 Vennenum
11:13:44 Venn/Venne
Spite is a fair motivator.

"Spiter Guardians"
I can see that happening.
 SpiritGuardian
11:13:06 Hibernating human
Vah, that'd genuinely be funny. Me going to college for law just to prove to venn that coding is more like stepping on tacks.

You know maybe I'll actually do that, I wanted to go to college but I didnt know what for.
 Zeraphia
11:12:58 Space Pirate Captain
Stray

XD Lucius has trophy-husband vibes and that's all he's got going for him.

Everything else is questionable.
 Lackadaisy
11:12:28 Stray, LT | H/H
Vah,

..okay, fair enough
 Zeraphia
11:12:08 Space Pirate Captain
Stray

Not a single one. But hey, at least he looks pretty--
 Zeraphia
11:11:57 Space Pirate Captain
Eci

A... what?
 Lackadaisy
11:11:55 Stray, LT | H/H
Vah,

0 brain cells. Not a single one.
 Zeraphia
11:11:37 Space Pirate Captain
Spirit

I'd make some lawyer + spirit/ghost/guardian joke but I don't have the thoughts.




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Time to repost. This is me.

Former Pack said:

Eternity said:

Eternity said:
April Fools [late or not]: Exists
New players:


It's time to repost this meme


luckily, i was warned beforehand xD


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It's even funnier when in real life, wolves don't use their claws to fight or hunt, so the claw attack is also funny. Wolves don't have the anatomical ability to twist their arms and palms to swat/scratch/claw/slap like a cat or human would. So sure your pet dog could accidentally scratch you but canine claws are blunt and used for gripping and running instead of clawing enemies.
So in my head, Wolf Bro is gauging out Biblically Accurate Wolf God with his mouth 😂
Former Pack said:

Eternity said:
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Amazing point brought up by aq_ua. Had to shittily illustrate it


beautiful



Edited at May 24, 2024 07:20 PM by Transcendence
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A fun fact about the animal/plant/item identifying bit
Some of these ingame plants and items are actually toxic/would actually kill a canine/wolf/dog in real life, but we must give them at our digital wolves, which is perfectly fine because it's a game and that's the only funny part lol
So dear WolfPlay users, please don't grab in game plants in real life and don't give them to you or yor pet dog. You can say it's just common sense, but its a friendly disclaimer Eve can put, you can't garantee that in a game visited by so many people
Volks said:
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I kid you not I only knew a flowering bush because of this game.


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Thank goodness the term dud / fail wolves term is a player invented concept lol
Bro i got the ugliest wolves with no extra things but they are of value to me just because theyre CL heroes 😂
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Meian said:


Thats how I feel


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Transcendence

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tfw when a masochist who wants CL+hero+ratings+heavyweight+talents+boosts could exist somewhere in the mix too lmaoo
someone could recreate the master cheif of wolves one day i swear
Also you guys forgot that time in the old days where someone created a Nuzlocke-esque challenge that other players could try for themselves to keep their personal gameplay realistic. It included exploring with your wolves and if they 'die' you get rid of them lol
Found it guys enjoy!: https://wolfplaygame.com/forums.php?f=2&t=34

Former Pack said:

Golden Corax said:


My money is on the breeders that want clean bloodlines, they are extremely dedicated and unstoppable (despite me not getting the hype of it X3)



Edited at May 26, 2024 05:16 PM by Transcendence
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Someone make a version of this but it adds the players who aren't that peeved about other players asking easy questions and/or are just happy to answer them
Hey, its a wholesome idea and none of you guys can deny , we've all been down that awkward newbie road before 😂

Edited at May 24, 2024 08:03 PM by Transcendence
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Yep

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