Rhys Cadell | Resort | Investor | Czarina Sokolova
Thwack!
A delayed sense of urgency startled Rhys enough to flinch awake at feeling an abrupt assault to his stomach.
Thwack! Thwack!
The attack ensued, moving steadfastly upwards to his neck and -dear God no, not his face! Quickly, sloppily, his hands flew up to form a tight cross over his face to protect it from any further injury. A robbery? No, a robber wouldn’t be screeching and squawking at him to leave. Leave where? Between the attack, his lingering haze, and the threat of a mighty hangover looming over him… Rhys’ sense of his bearings were rather frazzled. “If you could-” His husky hiss was furthermore interrupted by the assailant and her bothersome broom.
Sitting up and using a hand to swat at the broom -whilst still ensuring his face was to be protected-, Rhys growled a groggy remark. “Hit me again and I’ll hit you with a lawsuit more expensive than that poor excuse of a nose job.” Quite honestly, Rhys had hardly got a good enough look of this smaller, unnecessarily angry woman to know whether she had any botched implants or facial constructions done. What he did know, however, was that it was possible his remark would spur more violence upon him… which wasn’t exactly in his best interest.
“Look, I'm leaving. No need to be so mean, love.” The Englishman added more coherently, daring to shift his cautious green orbs in the woman’s direction as he sat up. Now that he was drinking in the vision of the smaller brunette female, he ultimately came to the conclusion that the nose job comment was rather inaccurate. As if he would admit that though. Instead, the young man blinked away to strain his thoughts for fragmented, drunken memories. Nothing lucid came to mind, but he was aware of the fact he was still in this woman’s bed, and… clothes. His shirt.
An exasperated sigh escaped his slightly parted lips at the realization he had lost yet another shirt of his to one of his black out nights. It’s his second time losing a shirt this week, in fact.
Rhys’ goal was getting up and out of the bed -at least he had lower garments on-, and he was enacting that goal. Though as he removed himself from the bed, the Englishman couldn’t help but to detect the scent of coffee. Good God that smelled amazing right now. “You wouldn’t happen to have a Colombian blend to go, would you?” A light smirk played at the corners of his lips, though a part of him was still anticipating to be further berated by the woman’s weapon of choice, so he hastened his movements. And now that the blonde was removed from the coddling of the bed, he did allow his gaze a quick sweep of the surroundings, only to regret his eyes’ quick look around that ended in a wave of subtle dizziness. Refocusing his now squinted sights -damn the atrociously bright light of morn- on the nearest wall to steady his internal feeling of stability, he glanced towards the female, debating to ask her for a shred of direction, but ultimately, he decided to take the ‘fuck it, I’ll figure it out on my own’ route and started towards the door.
“I’d inquire about breakfast, but I believe I’ve sampled enough of what a menu comprised of me-n-you would be,” Rhys threw over his shoulder as his hand stopped on the door knob, “have a good… whatever the bloody hell today is.” The male added, flashing a simple half-smile back to her before slipping out of the room, and praying she and her trusty broom sidekick wouldn’t dare follow. Left, right, left again. Rhys’ eyes slowly trailed up and down the corridor during his slow deciphering of which direction he would need to take to get him to his own dwelling space. It wasn’t worth pestering the woman -whom he didn’t care enough about to gather a name from- about his shirt, because that shirt was sure as hell not worth getting another beating for. As a businessman, he was sensible enough to know when to call something a logical loss. That logic cut through his now pounding headache, leaving him with just two things on his mind as he decided on going left; aspirin and a new shirt.