Some silly incorrect quotes/scenes with the kiddos (basically all the characters I made since I don't know yours well, oops-) :)
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Revan, walking home only to come across Garvin riding around on a bike with Leiani being pulled behind, both in Michael Myers masks, making eye contact as soon as they spot Rev, half-annoyed, half-amused: "What are you doing?! Can't I come home from work one day and it just be normal? What is that?! Is that real?"
Leiani, pulling off her mask and smiling inocently at Revan: "Hi, dad!"
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*The gang is hanging out at Briar and Aries' place and Akira's relaying a story about Eyphah*
Akira, smiling slightly: "There was an attempted kidnapping at the school adjacent to ours. The teachers sat the kids down, told them they needed a safe word, so Eyphah comes home, locked in, he goes; 'Kiki we need a safeword.' I'm like; 'Okay, how about Agnes, that's the street we live on.'"
Akira, snickering as she continues: "They go; 'Too easy!' 'Too easy?!' 'Too easy!' I go; 'Why is that?' He said; 'Kiki, they can guess that!' I said; 'Hey, Phah, if someone's guessing at our safe word, don't get in their fucking car!'"
*The others laugh and Akira continues*
Akira, grinning: "I go; 'How about Merlin, that's our dog.' He goes; 'Are you even thinking?!' I go, 'What do you think it should be?' They don't even miss a beat, they go; 'How 'bout motherfucker? Think about it, Kiki, no one's gonna say motherfucker to a kid.' 'Motherfucker it is, motherfucker!' And that was our safe word! Then Aries had to pick them up..."
*Aries shakes his head slightly and Briar snickers, patting his shoulder comfortingly while Garvin and Nico grin, guessing what's coming, Revan rolls his eyes, and Ingall tilts his head curiously.*
Akira, trying to keep from cracking up: "He said he'd get the twins and I gave him a heads up that the safe word was motherfucker. He was like; 'I can't say that to your kids!' I said said; 'Good luck getting Eyphah home!'"
Akira: "He pulls up, Venia hops in the car like she wants to be taken. Eyphah's locked down; 'What's our safe word?' They've known this guy for years now! 'What's our safe word?!'"
*The others crack up and Akira gestures for Aries to continue*
Aries, shaking his head in slight embarrassment: "I said; 'Eyphah, I know your safe word, it's a bad word, I'm not saying it out loud.' And he said; 'Then I'm not getting in your car!'"
*The others laugh again and Garvin nods proudly*
Aries, sighing: "I looked at them and I whispered; 'The safe word is motherfucker...' He looks at me in front of all the teachers and goes; 'I can't hear you, say it louder!'"
*Everyone dies of laughter and Briar rubs Aries' back comfortingly*
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*Quick intermission for teacher Ingall, lmao*
Ingall, sighing and pulling up a presentation one of his students sent him (something that's become a running joke with the students): "Somehow, some way, they're getting worse... Today I got this in my email..."
Ingall opens the presentation and reads the title, shaking his head: "'Why Mr. I is goofy.' I don't even want to know."
He continues, sighing again at the first slide: "'Reason number one; he looks like this:' *An edited picture of Ingall with huge lashes and nails pops up, Ingall thinks for minute before responding* Oh... lord- I think I look better-"
*He flips to the next slide*
Ingall, reading the slide: "'Reason two; He fishes' *An edited picture of a goldfish with legs shows up* Oh- What in the world? Why does it have feet?! Okay, what's next?"
Ingall goes to the next slide and sighs once again: "'Sponser break; This presentation is sponsered by.... Shrekussy' Please. Don't. *He continues and an edited picture of Shrek with Steve Harvey's face appears, Ingall cringes* Oh lord! Hello, okay- Steve Harvey and Shrek had a baby? It's a shame about that guy's wife- Survey says; go away!"
Ingall flips to the final slide: "'Reason number four; His favorite songs are goofy too.' Welp, might as well start with A. *He clicks on a link that takes him to a video titled 'Elmo Dances for Mother Russia'*"
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*The twins got surgery to remove their wisdom teeth out and are riding back home, Ingall's in the back with them while Nico drives and Garvin records*
Eyphah, looking at Ingall with confusion: "...Right now?"
Ingall, smiling slightly, a little anxious about the twins being under anesthesia: "Yes, I am in the car with you right now."
Eyphah, narrowing his eyes: "You kidnapped me!"
*Garvin chuckles and Ingall shakes his head, holding Venia's hand*
Ingall: "I did not kidnap you!"
Eyphah, throwing their hands up: "I don't know where we're goin'! While you know where we're goin'! I don't-"
Venia, starting to panic, feeding off Eyphah's energy: "Oh no, oh no, oh no!!!"
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*Leiani comes home from school one day talking about her 'boyfriend'...*
Nico, recording: "Who is Jared?"
Leiani, looking over and smiling: "My boyfriend!"
Akira, crossing their arms: "You don't have a boyfriend."
Leiani, pouting: "I do have my boyfriend!"
Garvin, joining in playfully: "You don't have a boyfriend."
Leiani: *Starts fake crying*
Nico, hiding a smile: "What's wrong?"
Leiani, still pretending to cry: "Kiki and papa said I don't have a boyfriend!"
Nico, chuckling: "But you do have a boyfriend?"
Leiani, sniffling, happy Nico seems to be on her side: "Mhm.'
Nico, trying very hard not to laugh: "What's his name?"
Leiani, smiling: "Jared."
*Nico laughs and Akira shakes their head*
Garvin, hiding a smile: "You don't have a boyfriend."
Leiani, sadly: "I do!"
Akira, shaking their head: "You're not allowed to have a boyfriend 'till you're 50."
Leiani, stubbornly: "I do!"
Akira, smiling: "No."
*Nico, Garvin, and Akira all chuckle as Leiani starts fake crying again*
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*Just Leiani being an absolute angel and accidentally Garvin's self-esteem in a matter of seconds*
Leiani, frowning at the beard Garvin had started to grow: "I don't like this-"
Garvin, raising an eyebrow: "So what should I do?"
Leiani, thinking for a second: "You take it off!"
Garvin, smiling slightly: "Okay, but what if mommy (Ingall) doesn't like it?"
Leiani, huffing: "I don't like it."
Garvin, snickering, and going to shave before returning a few minutes later: "Here ya go."
Leiani, blinking in surprise before smiling: "Heyyyy! Why did you take it off?"
Garvin, smiling slightly: "You said you wanted me to take it off!"
Leiani, surprised: "Ohh! Is it back in your hair?"
Garvin, nodding: "Yeah."
Leiani, laughing: "Why did you take it off?"
Garvin, watching her in amusment: "Because you told me to!"
Leiani, laughing: "You're so silly! You're so silly, papi! I like your face!"
Garvin, smile softening: "Thanks."
Leiani, smiling: "It's so sharpy!"
Garvin: "You think I'm pretty?"
Leiani, immediatly, with zero hesitation: "Yeah! You're handsome!"
Garvin, surprised, glancing over: "I'm handsome?"
Leiani, nodding happily: "Yeah!"
Garvin: "Thank you."
Leiani, grinning: "And you're beautiful, papi!"
Garvin, smiling: "Thank you, so are you!"
Leiani, happily: "I like it! Wow!"
Garvin, tilting his head: "What?"
Leiani, wrapping her arms around him: "I love you!"
Garvin, slightly surprised but very happy: "I love you too!"
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*Leiani and Cassandra being the best sisters :) Cassandra had just gotten ready for the day, trying on some new clothes, when Leiani woke up and walked into the room, b-lining toward her sister*
Leiani, already cheerful despite just waking up: "Hi, sis! I like your outfit!"
Cass, smiling and turning to meet Leiani as she approaches: "Thank you! How did you sleep?"
Leiani, hugging Cassandra and looking up, smiling: "Good, but I'm cold. You're sweatshirt is nice..."
Cassandra kneels down to pick up Leiani, who happily melts into her: "Okay... hi! I love you!"
Leiani, smiling and looking her sister in the face, brushing a strand of hair out of her eyes: "I love you too! ... You look beautiful!"
Cassandra, grinning as Leiani hugs her tighter: "Aw, you little cutie!"
*Leiani giggles and Cass was probably stuck there for a while, lmao*