Hmmmmmmmm...

Hmmm

yes I did get sleep, I went to bed at 2.10 and woke up at like 6.16 because somebody *cough* dad *cough* used the microwave like sEVEN TIMES in a row
like,,,,
what was he making??? I have no clue
I should ask him

yes- ask him- that is incredibly rude.

he said he was making a pot of tea for mum, but that uses the kettle, and then a cup of soup

but

I thought you used the kettle for soup?? You wouldn't need to put it in the microwave seven times, surely aha

Dads are a special kind of human-

Truer words have never been spoken lmao

I checked the instructions and they literally said to just use boiling water from a kettle or something
then again, my dad also used to microwave the two minute noodles, and he did it for four minutes which is frankly scandalous but now I do the same thing minus the microwave aha

Honestly dads might be a different species now-

If fathers are a few species removed, I think mothers are in a different kingdom altogether-

Hmmm...

I think we're like wolves, and fathers are like dogs, so different species but still pretty related-
mothers are cats-

or maybe they would have to be similar enough to blend in and look close enough to dogs, like hyenas? :0