Banned because you have a motorcycle.

Banned because there is one in my garage but it's not mine

Banned because somebody's making a creepy face.

Banned because I bet it's you

Banned because somebody farted in the bathtub. That's disgusting.

Banned because it was my laptop

Banned for blaming it on your laptop. Laptops don't fart.

Banned because they release air, there's fans inside

Banned because somebody farted at school.