Vada: You’re alive.
Alessi: No need to sound so disappointed.
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Vada: You know what your problem is?
Alessi: I only have one?
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Alessi: I need some help with my homework, Vada.
Vada: What’s the assignment?
Alessi: I’m supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Vada: What’s your issue?
Alessi: That’s the problem. I can’t think of anything to argue.
Vada: That’s hard to believe.
Alessi: I’m always right and everybody else is always wrong! What’s to argue about?!
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Alessi: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?
Vada: Do you make any other kind?
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Vada: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Alessi: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Alessi, right after Vada leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Vada: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Alessi: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Vada: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Alessi: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
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Vada: I feel like doing something stupid.
Alessi: I’m stupid, do me.
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Alessi: You look good in that hoodie.
Vada: You know where else I'd look good?
Alessi, zero hesitation: My bed.
Vada, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Alessi: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Vada.
Vada: Hey, fuck you.
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Vada: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Alessi: You're welcome.
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Vada: I made this bracelet for you.
Alessi: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Vada: You don’t have to wear…
Alessi: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Vada: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Alessi: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
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Alessi: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨
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