(Nooooo x...x)

Granted, but the items you take will hold no value.
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I wish all my irrational fears would cease to frighten me.

(Edited for english typo.)

Your wish has been granted, but now you never feel anything (emotions).

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I wish that I could wake up at 5:30am without wanting to go back to sleep. 🥲

Granted but you don't feel rested at all and you feel tired for the rest of the day for the rest of your life.

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I wish that I didn't have insomnia.

Granted but now you cant wake up

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I wish to have a lot of money

(I already have a hard time waking up)

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Granted but you can't spend it.

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I wish that I didn't have to do the dishes for two years.

Granted.

Now the dishwasher will become a dish washer.

Now you must provide him food, clothes, a bed, and a decent retirement pension.

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I wish to remove creativity blockers from my mind. It really throws off my groove when I hit a wall.

Your wish is granted, however, you must hurl your body into a wall to remove any blocks on your imagination.
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I wish I could find the lid for every pot and pan.

Granted, but now you can't find the pots and pans.

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I wish my favorite person in the entire world didn't have to move out of my district, we could stay together, and everything could just be fine. (I'm fine-)

Granted but you can't talk to each other. You can still see each other you just cant talk.

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I wish that I my dog didn't act like a cat 90% of the time.

(It's adorable but I already have three cats)

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Granted, but now your cats act like dogs.

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I wish that I had unlimited data on my perfectly good phone that I use for [my favorite] music, photography, communication, and gaming everyday.