Conversations I would expect Ellis and Raulf (also known as the two tired parents of the Everlong knights) to have:
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Ellis: "You should take a day off, Raulf, I'll watch everything for a bit."
Raulf: "... I don't know that that's a good idea-"
Ellis: "It'll be fine, I promise. Just get some rest."
Raulf: "If you say so..."
~3 hours later~
Ellis: *Frantically texting Raulf* "I couldn't do it! Help!"
Raulf: *Tired sigh* "What did they do now?"
Ellis: "THE FUCKING CASTLES ON FIRE!!!"
Raulf: "... I'm on my way."
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Ellis: "Who's the favorite child? Besides your biological son, I mean."
Raulf: "Agnar. He's the only one who does what he's asked. You?"
Ellis: "Agnar. He's the only one who cleans up the mess he makes when he does something unnecessarily dumb."
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Ellis: *Panicked* "Raulf! Did someone go into my room?!"
Raulf: "Probably, you know how troublesome the others can be."
Ellis: *Panicking more* "SoMeOnE tOuChEd My ThInGs!"
Raulf: "Oh God-"
Ellis: *Literally having a fucking panic attack* "EVERYTHING IS WRONG!"
Raulf: "Okay, I'll help you fix it, come on." *Side eyes all the knights watching... they thought it would be funny to mess with Ellis-* "Whoever did this is going to be in big trouble."
The knights: "Shit-"
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Raulf: "Dear god, I need a break. No one around here is sane."
Ellis: *Walking into the room looking exhausted* "I brought wine."
Raulf: "There is one sane person here."
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Ellis: "Remind me why we try again?"
Raulf: "Because if we didn't, all of Everlong would be destroyed in a matter of seconds."
Ellis: "Oh, right."
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Ellis: "Angar asked me for help today."
Raulf: "Oh no, what happened?"
Ellis: "He needed a hug, but couldn't find Irfam."
Raulf: "Aw, that's sweet. I thought someone died."
Ellis: "I thought so too at first, but then he started crying when I hugged him."
Raulf: "Who the fuck hurt one of my children?"
Ellis: "My guess is Passi made him feel insecure again, or he got scared by a squirrel again, he didn't say." (The squirrel is a reference to one of mine and Socrate's 1x1's, lol)
Raulf: "Ah."
Ellis: "Yeah."
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Raulf: "We don't get paid enough for this."
Ellis: "We don't get paid."
Raulf: "I know."
Fall Month: 3 
Night 
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