Summer Month: 3 
Day 
I made quotes for our other father-son duo, Diamond and Amos- Enjoy ^^
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Diamond, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Amos, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
Amos, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Diamond: How many children do you have?
Amos: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference. (Amos being the exiled/shadow father figure, lmao)
Amos: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference. (Amos being the exiled/shadow father figure, lmao)
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Diamond: Hey Amos, can you give me the opposite of these words?
Diamond: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Amos: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Wait
Diamond: The fucking satisfaction.
Diamond: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
Amos: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Wait
Diamond: The fucking satisfaction.
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Diamond: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?
Amos: Yes, and that’s coming from me.
Amos: Yes, and that’s coming from me.
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Amos: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Diamond.
Diamond: I hate myself.
Amos: Alright, square up.
Diamond: I hate myself.
Amos: Alright, square up.
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Amos: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Diamond: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Amos: NO-
Diamond: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Amos: NO-
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Diamond: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Amos: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Amos: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Amos: Why aren’t you sleeping?
Diamond: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Amos.
Amos:
Diamond: ...The nightmares.
Amos: *wrapping their arms around Diamond* Awwww, sweetie-
Diamond: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Amos.
Amos:
Diamond: ...The nightmares.
Amos: *wrapping their arms around Diamond* Awwww, sweetie-
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Amos: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Diamond: All I drank was Redbull!
Amos: How many?
Diamond: Eighteen.
Diamond: All I drank was Redbull!
Amos: How many?
Diamond: Eighteen.
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Diamond: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Amos: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
Amos: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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Diamond: We have fun, don’t we, Amos?
Amos: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Amos: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Amos: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Diamond: Awww, thanks-
Amos: That’s not a good thing.
Diamond: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
Diamond: Awww, thanks-
Amos: That’s not a good thing.
Diamond: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
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Diamond: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Amos: *sighs*
Amos: I killed a man.
Amos: *sighs*
Amos: I killed a man.
