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Ainsley: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Rica: Burn the house down.
Ainsley: And what did you do?
Rica: I made dinner.
Ainsley:
Rica:
Ainsley:
Rica: And burnt the house down. _____
Rica: Don’t stay up all night, Ainsley. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt. ______ Rica: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Ainsley: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me. _____
Rica, handing a balloon to Ainsley: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Ainsley, walking off: I don't have one either. _____ Ainsley: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Rica: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Ainsley:
Rica: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. ______
Ainsley: Relationships should be 50/50. Rica cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty. ___ Rica: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Ainsley: Oh, that was all real.
Rica: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Ainsley: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right. ______
Rica: Ainsley, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Ainsley: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that. _____
Rica: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.
Ainsley: Who told you my secret? ________
Ainsley: So Rica, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Rica: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Ainsley: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Rica: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Ainsley: A whole potato?
Rica: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Ainsley: These just look like big slabs of black.
Rica: Because that's what they are!
Rica: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Ainsley: These are just chocolate chips?
Rica: They sure are!
Rica: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Rica: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite! _____ Rica: Pick a card, any card.
Ainsley: Fine.
Rica: Wait, that's my credit card!
Ainsley: You said any card. ______ Rica: Ainsley, you need to react when people cry!
Ainsley: I did. I rolled my eyes. ____ *Ainsley is fighting a monster*
Rica: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Ainsley: The power to believe in myself!?
Ainsley: No, a knife! Stab it! ______
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Oh, my lord. You guys left me 440 something messages in this thread alone. Haha But I guess I deserve it for poofing for far too long and I'm very sorry about that, a lot of things have been going on. I'm so very sorry. |
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Yusssss *^*
You're back and now join the fun>:)
Sirris said:
Oh, my lord. You guys left me 440 something messages in this thread alone. Haha But I guess I deserve it for poofing for far too long and I'm very sorry about that, a lot of things have been going on. I'm so very sorry.
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Rica: Even Ainsley and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich.
Ainsley: I mistook them for a garbage can. --- Ainsley: You need to stop swearing so much.
Rica: Shut the fuck up.
Ainsley: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Rica: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Ainsley: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Rica: Shit the beep up.
Ainsley:
Rica: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT! --- Ainsley: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Rica: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Ainsley: But you’re always acting stupid?
Rica: ...
Rica: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard. --- Rica: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Ainsley: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Rica: Yes.
Ainsley: I'd sleep. --- Ainsley: Can you cut me some slack, Rica? I’m sort of in love.
Rica: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Ainsley: I’m in love with you.
Rica: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little. --- Rica: *angrily presses Ainsley against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Ainsley: ...
Ainsley: Are we about to kiss-
Spellbound said:
Ainsley: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Rica: Burn the house down.
Ainsley: And what did you do?
Rica: I made dinner.
Ainsley:
Rica:
Ainsley:
Rica: And burnt the house down. _____
Rica: Don’t stay up all night, Ainsley. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt. ______ Rica: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Ainsley: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me. _____
Rica, handing a balloon to Ainsley: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Ainsley, walking off: I don't have one either. _____ Ainsley: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Rica: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Ainsley:
Rica: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. ______
Ainsley: Relationships should be 50/50. Rica cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Haha, hello! I'm glad to see you're enjoying yourself! Haha Also - Why are these quote so cute? Haha
Cereal said:
Rica: Even Ainsley and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich.
Ainsley: I mistook them for a garbage can. --- Ainsley: You need to stop swearing so much.
Rica: Shut the fuck up.
Ainsley: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Rica: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Ainsley: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Rica: Shit the beep up.
Ainsley:
Rica: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT! --- Ainsley: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Rica: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Ainsley: But you’re always acting stupid?
Rica: ...
Rica: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard. --- Rica: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Ainsley: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Rica: Yes.
Ainsley: I'd sleep. --- Ainsley: Can you cut me some slack, Rica? I’m sort of in love.
Rica: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Ainsley: I’m in love with you.
Rica: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little. --- Rica: *angrily presses Ainsley against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Ainsley: ...
Ainsley: Are we about to kiss-
Spellbound said:
Ainsley: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Rica: Burn the house down.
Ainsley: And what did you do?
Rica: I made dinner.
Ainsley:
Rica:
Ainsley:
Rica: And burnt the house down. _____
Rica: Don’t stay up all night, Ainsley. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt. ______ Rica: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Ainsley: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me. _____
Rica, handing a balloon to Ainsley: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Ainsley, walking off: I don't have one either. _____ Ainsley: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Rica: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Ainsley:
Rica: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. ______
Ainsley: Relationships should be 50/50. Rica cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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*Reads Umbria's submission, mouth hanging open in disbelief and amusement.* I read this: "I don't know about you, but the Queen resonates Closeted Lesbian." CLOSETED LESBIAN??? LMAOOOOO >U< |
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I called it first tbh LMAO
Sirris said:
*Reads Umbria's submission, mouth hanging open in disbelief and amusement.* I read this: "I don't know about you, but the Queen resonates Closeted Lesbian." CLOSETED LESBIAN??? LMAOOOOO >U<
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The Queen jelly cause she can't act fruity 🙄
No everyone is being punished
Spellbound said:
I called it first tbh LMAO
Sirris said:
*Reads Umbria's submission, mouth hanging open in disbelief and amusement.* I read this: "I don't know about you, but the Queen resonates Closeted Lesbian." CLOSETED LESBIAN??? LMAOOOOO >U<
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Frfr 🙄💅🏽✨
Cereal said:
The Queen jelly cause she can't act fruity 🙄
No everyone is being punished
Spellbound said:
I called it first tbh LMAO
Sirris said:
*Reads Umbria's submission, mouth hanging open in disbelief and amusement.* I read this: "I don't know about you, but the Queen resonates Closeted Lesbian." CLOSETED LESBIAN??? LMAOOOOO >U<
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Rica, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Ainsley: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again. _____
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