That's fine, Machai will just follow him and run with him, you know, for protection and for exercise! Maybe he'll tell some stories too lmao

What??? Why would you need to be worried??? Machai's able to heal himself so he's completely fine!

Have some fun incorrect quotes lmao

Mostly non-angsty ones this time haha

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Garvin, holding dice out to Akira for them to blow on them; “Give me a hand, will you? A little some-some.”

Garvin, to Revan after Akira does so; “Okay, you too.”

Revan; “I don’t blow on—”

Garvin; “Come on, honey bear.”

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Garvin, to Revan; “Whatcha reading, platypus?”

Revan; “Nothing…”

Garvin; “Come on, sour patch.”

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Garvin, to Devery; “You might’ve missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a capsicle.”

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Garvin, to Ingall; “Right, better clench up, Legolas.”

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Garvin, having facetimed Revan’s workplace; “Is this forehead of security?”

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Garvin, to Briar, after being warned against challenging Viar; “Thanks for the pep talk, pissant.”

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Eyphah; “Has it ever occurred to you that maybe I’m just doing… Benign, private, unremarkable things when I’m not with you guys?”

Nico; “Nope.”

Garvin; “Never.”

Nico; “You don’t even have a driver’s license.”

Eyphah, gesturing at Garvin; “Neither does Pops!”

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*After being invited to a rebellion’s headquarters*

Yrja, with an arm slung around Machai; “I don’t follow orders. Neither does he.”

Machai; “I’m invited to HQ? Woo!”

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Marz, to Machai; “You’re doing the staring thing again.”

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Myrmex, about Machai; “Does he always just stare like that?”

Marz; “You get used to it.”

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Ovid; “What was rule number two?”

Marz; “Nobody gets hurt, it’s a big one.”

Ovid; “Then why isn’t it rule number one?”
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Revan, going through Garvin’s contacts, in awe/shock/concern; “You don’t have ten phone numbers on this thing.”

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Garvin; “I’m not in the mood today.”
Devery; “Hey, what if I buy?”
Garvin, turning around; “...Fine.”

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Machai, following Marz; “I’m coming with you.”
Marz; “No, you’re not.”

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Myrmex; “Why do people say ATM Machine? The M stands for Machine.”

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Venia, to Ingall and Garvin; “Mom, Preston has the best quantum researchers in the country!”

Garvin, mumbling; “Quantum re– Mhm…”

Venia; “They’re moving electrons across dimensional thresholds!”

Garvin; “Electrons, uh-huh…”

Venia; “I mean, they’re studying dark matter!”

Garvin, trying not to laugh at himself; “Yeah, I don’t know what any of that means.”

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Machai; “Why would anyone be scared to talk to me?!”

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*After Akira having dragged Garvin from Levy's bar yet again*

Garvin, in the front passenger seat; “Where’s the restaurant?”

Akira, driving; “What restaurant?”

Garvin; “The one you said you were taking me to for lunch.”

Akira; “Oh, uh… This one’s homey-er.”

Garvin;

Akira, parking at home; “Dibs on the cold pizza.”

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Garvin; “I’m not on anti-depressants– I’m on speed!”

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Garvin; “If you wanted a quickie, you should’ve called ahead. I am a mess.”

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Garvin, walking into the living room to see a cop; “I don’t know why you’re here but I didn’t do it.”

Nico, ignoring that; “What’s the problem, officer?”

Officer, bringing in Cassandra; “She was shoplifting down at the mall. Are either of you this girl’s father?”

Garvin; “Nope! But since we've adopted her, she's been my favorite tax write off.”

Garvin, escorting the officer out; “Officer, you have my word it won’t happen again.”

Garvin, closing the door and looking at Cassandra; “‘Cause next time, she won’t get caught.”

The quotes are amazing and I love them

And I love Garvin's silly nicknames XD

Glad you liked them!

I was watching a Tony Stark nicknaming people video and realized halfway through how perfect it'd be for Garvin incorrect quotes lmao

Enjoy some more incorrect quotes now lmao

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Garvin; “Do I have any regrets? Hm…”

Garvin; “Ah! Achieving consciousness. That’s a big one.”

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Ovid, mocking someone into oblivion after beating them up; “Awww, someone misses their mommy? Waaah.”

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Machai; “These two giving you trouble?”

Ovid; “Fuck off! I got this!”

Machai; “Swearing doesn’t make you cool.”

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Machai; “I can see the future… You don’t live to see tomorrow.”

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Machai, on one of the last missions before the system ran away/deserted their post, because when I said he’s got six settings, I meant settings; “Usually there are so many mission parameters, so many things not to destroy. People not to kill. But for whatever reason, and I don’t really care why, I was ordered to take control of this outpost by any means necessary. You did something to piss the Highness off and I thank you for it. This has been an immense joy.”

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Theo, playing morals for everyone apparently; “Wh-What you did was not nice! It’s not nice to do that!”

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*The gang is surrounded*

Ovid; “Is that the best you can do?”

*More enemies show up*

Yrja, looking over at Ovid; “You had to ask?”

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Head of Security at Revan’s job; “Hey, you guys aren’t authorized to be in here.”

Garvin, walking in with the squad; “Bud, just don’t.”

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Garvin, after getting shot at; “Well, he’s definitely unhappy. I’m gonna try and keep him that way.”

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Aries, about to beat a bitch for his bestie; “Hey! Pick on someone your own size!”

*A short fight later*

Aries, helping Garvin up; “Sometimes I think you like getting punched.”

Garvin, coughing and shaking his head; “I had him on the ropes.”

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Garvin, at one of his first sessions; “Oh, come on, really? You’re gonna do the notebook thing? Why? It’s passive aggressive.”

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Ovid, after punching Machai, you know, for self defense practice; “You didn’t even move.”

Machai, trying not to laugh; “Nah.”

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Revan; “Excuse me, that’s my food.”
Garvin; “Not anymore.”

Lmaoooo

I love the quotes, they're all amazing!

They're all so funny lmao

Machai was in his villain era while a soldier XD

They are!
And, honestly, probably valid XD

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That song lyric thing is amazing and I absolutely adore it! It's wonderful!

Have even more incorrect quotes haha

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Myrmex; “Metaphors go over his head.”

Ovid, proving their point; “Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.”

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Vetle; “Undine, what were you retrieving?”

*Undine hands him a mix tape*

Vetle; “...You’re an imbecile.”

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Ovid, to Faust; “What percentage of a plan do you have?”

Machai, to Ovid; “You don’t get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled in the last town.”

Ovid, to Machai; “I just saved Faust!”

Faust, to Ovid; “We just established that you destroying the building I’m in is not saving me.”

Ovid, to Faust; “When did we establish that?”

Faust; “Like three seconds ago!”

Ovid; “I wasn’t listening, I was thinking of something else.”

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Ovid, about Maya; “This dumb human is my friend.”

Ovid, about Undine; “And this blue whore, they too are my–”

Undine; “Oh, you must stop!”

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Ovid, after beating up a bitch being mean to Undine; “Nobody talks to my friends like that.”

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Akira; “Why would they do that?”

Clio; “Probably because Garvin stole some of their batteries.”

Garvin; “Dude!”

Clio; “Right, he didn’t steal some of those. I don’t know why they’re after us. What a mystery this is.”

Aries, to Garvin; “What were you thinking?”

Garvin; “Dude, they were really easy to steal.”

Akira; “That’s your defense?”

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Ovid; “I thought Machai was your father?”

Myrmex; “What? We’ve been together this whole time and you thought Machai was my actual blood relative?”

Ovid; “You look exactly alike!”

Yrja; “One’s red!”

*Ovid gestures to Myrmex. Fun fact, sheep only have two color receptors. They have a blue cone and a green cone but not a red cone. They aren’t completely colorblind though, being able to tell a slight difference between the colors they’re missing (red and purple, mostly). Still not very well though. Especially a sheep boy like Ovid, who barely understands most concepts anyway.*

Myrmex, sighing; “No, he’s not my father.”

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Clio; “You’re like an old woman!”

Garvin; “Because I’m wise?”

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*The gang is in a fight*

Marz; “Tell me where Yrja is or I swear to you, I’m gonna fry this little freak.”

Enemy, threatening Machai; “Let’s do it– You shoot my guy and I’ll blast him!”

Machai, absolutely grinning like a madman; “Do it, Marz! I can take it.”

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Machai; “Are you yawning? In the middle of this while I’m breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?”

Ovid; “I stopped listening after you said that we need a plan.”

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Ovid; “Humans… What a bunch of losers. All of ‘em in a big hurry to get from something stupid to nothing at all. Pathetic.”

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*If Machai and Undine ever ended up in prison*

Machai, who’s technically been in prison before and knows how it works; “Let’s make something clear!”

Machai, pointing at Undine; “This one here’s my booty!”

Machai; “You wanna get to them? You go through me!”

Machai, gesturing to the guy that’s already tried and failed miserably; “Or, more accurately, I go through you!”

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Ovid, while the group is waiting for Maya to get back to make their escape; “How’s she gonna get to us?”

Myrmex; “She declined to share that information with me…”

Ovid; “Well, screw this then! I’m not waiting around on some human with a death wish!”

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Machai, pointing out a bomb he made; “That’s for if things get really hardcore… Or if you wanna blow up towns.”

Marz; “No one’s blowing up towns.”

Machai; “You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.”

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Garvin; “You wanna know why I did it, Star Munch?”

Revan; “...I’m not gonna answer to ‘Star Munch’.”

Garvin; ‘I did it because I wanted to!”

Revan; “Dick…”

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Marz; “What are you doing? You could’ve killed us all.”
Machai; “Uh… ‘Thank you, Machai’?”

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Ovid; “Of course I care about the planet and the buildings and all the animals on the planet!”

Marz; “And the people?”

Ovid, side-eyeing Maya; “Eh…”

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Ovid, looking for Marz; “Hey, human! Where’s big green?”

Maya; “...In the kitchen, I think.”

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*At the start of the Regroup Arc*

Garvin, handing his trenchcoat over to Clio; “You promise to give that back in one piece, right?”

Clio, taking it and putting it on; “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll do my best.”

Garvin;

Garvin; “As promises go, that was pretty lame.”

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Devery, watching Garvin go to look for more alcohol; “Hey! Aren’t you drunk enough already?”

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Revan, pointing at Garvin; “This bitch speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!”
Garvin; “That is true!”
Revan; “He has no respect!”
Garvin; “That is also true!”

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Garvin; “Question– What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?”

Officer; “Then you’ll be arrested.”

Garvin; “But what if I want it more than the person who has it?”

Officer; “Still… Illegal…”

Garvin; “That doesn’t follow. No, I want it more, sir.”