Seneia: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Cath: A doll.
Thanos: A cinnamon roll.
Brosc: A sweetheart.
Seneia:
Seneia: ...stop it.
*At the police station*
Seneia: Hi, I’m here for Joaquin.
Police officer: Who’s Joaquin?
Seneia: Ah, you must be new.
Brosc: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Seneia: Okay, but what is updog?
Sebastian: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Cath: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Thanos: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Noelle: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Brosc: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Cath: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Sebastian: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Seneia: What’s a henway??
Brosc: Oh, about five pounds.
Noelle: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.
Thanos: Who told you my secret?
Cath: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Fiahd: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Cath: Yeah, they're all birds.
Sebastian: I got an idea!
Noelle: Does it involve breaking the law?
Sebastian: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
Noelle: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Sebastian: Don’t bother.
*Thanos is talking about their past*
Thanos: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Joaquin: Thanos, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Brosc: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Thanos: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
Thanos: Can I ask you for a favor?
Seneia: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Thanos: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
Noelle: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.
Thanos: What are you passionate about?
Noelle: Sleeping.
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