Lmaooo, I love this group so much already
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Always. :D
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Pfft, I love that.
Here's the quotes! I still don't know Helge well though, but hopefully her's are at least somewhat accurate, haha
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Helge, Garvin & Skylar: *screaming*
Letif: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Skylar?!
Helge: Wait, why are you asking Skylar that when Garvin and I are also here?
Letif: Because Skylar wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Garvin: As usual, Garvin has to save the day!
Letif: As usual, Letif has to hear about it.
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Letif: Garvin, no.
Garvin: Garvin, yes.
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Helge: I’m going to kill Garvin!
Letif, completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.
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Letif: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Skylar:
Helge:
Garvin: Oops?
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Garvin: Compliment me.
Helge: You have eyes.
Garvin: Yeah, that works.
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Letif: I trusted you!
Garvin: Why?
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Skylar: What happened to Garvin?
Helge: They died.
Skylar: They what?
Helge: They died, but they’re okay.
Skylar: …Can you please clarify?
Garvin: Clarification is for the weak.
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Skylar: Hey, Letif? I need advice.
Letif: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
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Helge: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?
Letif: Do it or you're straight.
Helge: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!
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Garvin: Okay, what does A stand for?
Skylar: Arson.
Garvin: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Skylar: Barson.
Letif: *laughter*
Garvin: What stands for C?
Skylar: Commit arson.
Helge: Oooo.
Garvin: D!
Skylar: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Letif: *more laughter*
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Letif: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Skylar: What the hell do you do?
Letif: I die? What kinda question…
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Skylar: Made you all playlists!
Skylar: Helge, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Skylar: Letif, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Skylar: And Garvin has the ABBA Gold album.
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Letif: How does that even work?
Helge, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?!
Letif: Your face doesn't make sense.
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Skylar, talking to Letif: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!
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Skylar: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Garvin: I went to the park today.
Skylar: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Garvin: *opening their coat* This duck.
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Garvin: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Skylar: Um, murder???
Helge: Adventuring!
Letif: Tuesday.
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Letif, to someone that angered them: *Holds two middle fingers*
Garvin: Can’t say I’m surprised…
Helge: Yeah, flip em off, Letif!
Skylar, confused: *Holds one middle finger*
Garvin and Helge, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Helge: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Letif: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Skylar: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Letif?
Letif: …Not really.
Skylar: Nothing?
Letif: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
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Garvin: Letif, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.
*click*
Garvin: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!
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Skylar: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!"
Garvin: ...whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”
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Letif: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Garvin: I forgot I was doing a test.
Letif: Garvin.
Garvin: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
Letif: Garvin.
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Helge: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Skylar: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
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Helge: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Garvin: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Letif: How are you talking like that in real life?
Garvin: Witchcraft (derogatory).
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Skylar: Uhh.. Garvin just asked if we want to…
Skylar: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Helge, not even looking up from their phone: They’re asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Skylar: Oh, that makes more sense.
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Garvin: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Letif: Generic excuse.
Garvin: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.
Letif: I can.
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Skylar: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!
Helge: Oh buddy...
Skylar, already sobbing: ASK.
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Skylar: We need to distract these guys.
Letif: Leave it to me.
Letif: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Helge & Garvin: *immediately begin arguing*
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Letif: *writing a letter*
Letif: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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Skylar: You didn’t cry when Bambi's mother died?!
Letif, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
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Letif/Garvin/Helge: I prevented a murder today.
Skylar: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?
Letif/Garvin/Helge: Self-control.
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Skylar: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Letif: Skylar, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
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Letif: Are you free tomorrow?
Garvin: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.