Pfft-

I honestly love that so much-

Damasos being a way too stubborn, way too prideful sixteen year old and texting (not really, I mean, he did research) random numbers in order to help get new sponsors and rebrand the arena is honestly such a Damasos thing to do.

Lmaooo

Amar wouldn't be phased honestly, he'd just be like "Oh, cool, you wanna buy some shit while we're at it? I've got the most amazing luxury goods you've ever seen! (And I'm fucking my family over as an added bonus, you down?)"

While Viar has a mild panic attack about being found before eventually recognizing Damasos isn't threatening him and instead becoming impressed and eager to work with someone who obviously has skill XD

Damasos would honestly love both reactions-

Basically how it goes lol

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Damasos and Amar's conversion:

Damasos; "Hey there! Amar, right? Listen, how would you feel about doing business?"

Amar; "Hey, I'm totally down as long as it's a two way deal."

Damasos; "Sweet! I'm Damasos, by the way. We can definitely figure something out."

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Damasos and Viar conversation meanwhile:

Damasos; "Hey there! This is Viar, right?"

Viar; "Who the fuck are you and how'd you get this number?"

Damasos; "Chill bud! I'm Damasos and I found this number through my amazing skills."

Damsos; "Now then- How would you feel about a business venture?"

Viar; "Go on?"

Lmao, exactly. I love it-

Also, I kept thinking of this-

Damasos, Amar, and Viar: *Plotting violent things, creating elaborate ideas, and maybe arguing a little about how to do it all*

Euthymenes, Ingall, and Kalor: *Watching everything go down from the back of the room, unfazed and unimpressed at this point*

Ingall: "Right, we got a couple hours."

Euthymenes: "Several."

Kalor: "At least three."

Ingall, nodding: "I've got Amar's card. Who wants ice cream?"

Euthymenes and Kalor: *Exchanging a confused glance*

Ingall: "... Have you two never had fucking ice cream?"

Euthymenes and Kalor: "..."

Ingall, sighing: "Right, come on, losers, we're getting you sweets galore. And some better jewelry because, Jesus Christ, Kalor-"

Kalor: "Hey!"

That's amazing, I love that. I keep thinking of this-

Euthymenes, speaking to Nikomedes; "You know the plan."

Hesiodos, watching Damasos jump and looking over at the other two; "Uh, guys?"

Nikomedes, looking over at Hesiodos; "What?"

Hesiodos, pointing towards where Damasos just jumped from; "He jumped."

Euthymenes, immediately understanding; "He jumped!?"

Lmaoo, I love that

It's greatness, yes.

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Also, I'd like to mention-

The Theophrons are originally from old money. Their parents own a rather large estate. Which eventually will get passed onto Damasos.

I will also say, when they ran away from home, they were never reported missing. Since it'd cause a scene and drama and reputation difficulties.

Why does this all matter?

Well! Glad you asked!

The girl Damasos eventually marries is also from old money, and it's literally due to this that Damasos ends up reaching out to his parents again.

Literally in order to get with a girl.

Damasos.
Like.

Dude.

Seriously?

Lmaooooo, my guy's wayyy too head over heels XD

Haha, yeah, for sure-

Have some incorrect quotes for Hesiodos, Nikomedes, Damasos, and Euthymenes.

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Hesiodos: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Nikomedes: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Euthymenes: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Damasos: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Damasos: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Nikomedes: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Euthymenes: if you want information it is

Hesiodos: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Damasos: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Hesiodos: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Nikomedes: Waking up in the morning.

Euthymenes: Waking up.

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Damasos: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Euthymenes: *sighing* Nikomedes.

Nikomedes: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Hesiodos: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

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Hesiodos: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?

Euthymenes, exasperated: WHY?!?

Euthymenes points at Damasos: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Euthymenes points at Nikomedes: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Euthymenes points at Hesiodos: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Euthymenes: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Damasos: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.

Damasos, to Nikomedes and Hesiodos:You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.

Damasos, to Euthymenes: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.

Euthymenes: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?

Damasos: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Euthymenes gets the spooky fridge in the basement.

Hesiodos: And what does that make you, Fred?

Damasos: Bitch, I’m Daphne.

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Damasos: Shh, here comes Nikomedes!

Hesiodos: Quick, Euthymenes, start talking about boring nerd stuff!

Euthymenes: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Hesiodos: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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Nikomedes: How do Damasos and Euthymenes usually get out of these messes?

Hesiodos: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Euthymenes: Hey, Nikomedes, how are you doing?

Nikomedes: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.

Euthymenes: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!

Nikomedes: Yup!

Euthymenes: I lost my phone and my cat died.

Nikomedes: Hey, not bad compared to last week.

Euthymenes: I know right!

Hesiodos: Are they okay?

Damasos: I don’t think they are.

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Nikomedes: We need to distract these guys.

Euthymenes: Leave it to me.

Euthymenes: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Hesiodos & Damasos: *immediately begin arguing*

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Hesiodos: I just found out from Nikomedes today that when Euthymenes died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Damasos said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

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Euthymenes: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Hesiodos: Exercise more!

Damasos: Set yourself on fire.

Nikomedes: There are two kinds of people.

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Damasos: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Euthymenes: Homicide.

Nikomedes: Murder.

Hesiodos: Homiecide.

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Nikomedes: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Hesiodos: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Damasos: A realist sees a freight train.

Euthymenes: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Damasos: We call that a traumatic experience.

Damasos, turning to Euthymenes: Not a "bruh moment".

Damasos, turning to Nikomedes: Not "sadge".

Damasos, turning to Hesiodos: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Damasos: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Hesiodos: Five second rule!

Nikomedes: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Euthymenes: *Sobs on the floor*

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Hesiodos: Today at 7 am, Euthymenes poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

Damasos: I watched Euthymenes brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.

Nikomedes: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

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Damasos & Hesiodos in the back of Euthymenes's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Nikomedes: We have food at home.

Euthymenes: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Damasos & Hesiodos: YAYYYYYY!

Euthymenes: *orders one black coffee and leaves*