No problem! <3
Also, incorrect quotes!
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Jaquin: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!
Sol: Oh buddy...
Jaquin, already sobbing: ASK.
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Cal: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Kano: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Sol: It’s called connotations.
Jaquin: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."
Iezekiel: Great news! Language is now banned!
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Jaquin: We should be partners.
Sol: You mean like, partners in crime?
Jaquin: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.
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Jaquin: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone!
Sol: What are you talking about? Of course—
Kano, holding out a hand to shut Sol up: No, no, they have a point—
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Sol: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Jaquin: Wednesay.
Sol: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.
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Iezekiel: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
Jaquin: What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
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Kano: I just heard Sol call the cat a “fucking liar” because she meowed like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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Jaquin: If history repeats itself, I’m so getting a dinosaur!
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Sol: Oh, they left the bowl out?
Sol: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”
Jaquin: Nobody around though…
*Jaquin grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*
Sol: NO—
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Sol, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Sol, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
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Zakai: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Sol: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
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Sol: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
Kano: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Sol: You have to teach Jaquin how to drive.
Kano: ...put the band-aid back on.
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Jaquin, walking into Kano and Sol’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
Kano: What was it about?
Sol: No, don’t ask them that!
Kano: Why not?
Sol: Cause they’ll answer!
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Sol: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Zakai: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Sol: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Zakai: But I heard a siren.
Kano: That was Jaquin.
Jaquin: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Jaquin: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Sol: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
Jaquin: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!