Yep! He's great. He's also going to accidentally tell Ruth that Jackie's at the center. He's also probably never going to visit, since it was part of the agreement when Jackie agreed to go to the center. Then again, so was Percy not telling anyone so... Yeah.
Sol: So the other day I sent Jaquin out to get us some gas.
Sol: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters.
Sol: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.
Sol: …
Sol: I love them so much.
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Jaquin: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Percival: We have heart?
Jaquin: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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Kano: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Jaquin: Even better!
Kano: What the fuck did you-
Jaquin: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Jaquin: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Percival: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Jaquin: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Percival:
Percival: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
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Jaquin: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Percival: Actually, Jaquin, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
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Sol, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Jaquin: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Jaquin:
Jaquin: It's perfume.
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Ruth: You know what’s funny about Jaquin? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
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Ruth: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Jaquin: I boiled gatorade.
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Jaquin: Iezekiel? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?
Iezekiel: Jaquin, I swear to god—
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Ruth: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Jaquin: Awww, thanks-
Ruth: That’s not a good thing.
Jaquin: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
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Percival: That's not funny.
Jaquin: I thought it was funny.
Percival: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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*Percival and Jaquin are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Percival: oh my god, Jaquin, backwards!
Jaquin: Really, Percival? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
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Iezekiel: Jaquin just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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Percival: I just heard Jaquin call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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Ruth: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
Ruth: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Jaquin: ...Thanks.
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Percival: Jaquin, no.
Jaquin: Jaquin, yes.
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Jaquin: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Percival: ...What???
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*Jaquin is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*
Jaquin: Clear orange juice?
Jaquin: Oh, it's empty.
Iezekiel, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.
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Also, trying to decide what to do with my third character. Some friends have suggested DID but I do not know for sure... What do you think?