Some more polyships incorrect quotes because I would die for them and they deserve something wholesome.

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Revan: God, if only someone loved me…

Ingall: *standing behind them with roses*

Nico: *holding box of chocolates*

Garvin: *has balloons and a card*

Akira: *facepalms* This is sad.

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Ingall, about Garvin and Akira: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Akira: Excuse me, Ingall?

Ingall: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Garvin: ...

Nico: I ship it!

Akira: CAN YOU NOT?

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Nico: What makes you all smile?

Ingall: Friends and Family.

Garvin: Snacks.

Akira: Victory and success.

Revan: Face muscles

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Nico: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Nico, to Ingall: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Garvin, to Akira: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Revan: There are two types of people.

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Nico: I’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Akira/Garvin will and will not eat.

Nico: Grass? Yes!

Nico: Moss? Yes!!

Nico: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Nico: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Nico: Worms? Sometimes!

Nico: Rocks? Usually nah.

Nico: Twigs? Usually!

Nico: Revan's cooking? Inconclusive!

Ingall: How did you… test this?

Nico: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Ingall: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Revan: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

The best thing about those two planning murder through just eye contact is that they're also two of the most likely characters to actually go through with the plots of murder XD

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Oh for sure it would totally happen-

Garvin does know how to hotwire, haha...

He's also not a half bad mechanic or electrician. Are those things important? ...Maybe eventually. Don't worry about it. Haha.

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I still haven't decided about Promachus. It depends on the Wisp Arc at this point. Kind of. Less than the other stuff does but yeah. As of now, I think Promachus will survive. Still not sure though, of course.

Ingall is being guarded by at least Akira and Revan, for sure. Garvin... Yes and no? Depends.

Feel bad for Kano though, love that we get to make our characters suffer though.

Irfam redemption kind of depends on the Wisp Arc though, as I mentioned. Mostly on whether or not Pewter becomes less of an hallucination or not.

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Also, I've been told this would make a great book series by people and now I find that idea hilarious.

I absolutely love those incorrect quotes, by the way, they're amazing.

That second one is so hilarious.

Garvin is totally thinking about the fact that he can't actually get married in the '...' of his.

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I love the idea that the Revan's cooking is inconclusive but shoelaces is a yes. As if Akira and Garvin both wouldn't find a way to eat Revan's cooking no matter how terrible it is to everyone else.

Oh, absolutely. Anyone who gets on those two's bad side (or just one of their bad sides because, let's be honest, they would totally jump in and help each other unless the person who's about to be murdered is one of their "friends", lol) should be worried as hell-

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Ooo, very cool. I love mechanic/electrician Garvin, haha

You and your secrets- lol

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Nice, nice, I'm sure it'll be awesome and angsty either way.

I, too, love making our characters suffer :)

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Honestly, it totally would, we could write a book together XD

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Glad you like them!

Aww, as if Nico won't eventually play literally every game in her "I'm your sweet, adorable partner and you know you can't say no to me" book to convince Garvin to marry them

(While Akira is snickering in the corner, but totally backing up Garvin at the same time)

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Pfft, so true. The two are practically vacuum cleaners, they'll literally eat anything put in front of them, lmaoo

Not my phone autocorrecting "nice" to "Nico"

That shows just how much I'm writing about my characters on here XD

Oh, for sure. Garvin and Akira are great like that. I mean, Baggage Arc is totally going to be great haha-

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I have so many secrets
I'll give you a hint and say that it's mostly important in the Regroup Arc.

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As it should and as we should lol

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Watch us slowly turn our posts into a book XD

That'd be hilarious. Hm. We'd just have to decide how to do that lmao

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Garvin would be silently trying to figure out a way to explain that legally he cannot get married because legally he does not exist (Did you know that you have to have a birth certificate to get married???). You know, without making Nico sad. Or anything else along that line.

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Definitely, the two would probably actually succeed at eating an 'all you can eat buffet' out of business.

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That's hilarious- Definitely shows how much you write about your characters.

I, personally, have autocorrect off haha.

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Here are some incorrect polyship quotes!

Nico: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!

Akira: You can eat a rock.

Revan: Air.

Ingall: The fabric of time and space.

Garvin: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.

Nico: You guys are not helpful.

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Ingall: Hey, what have you two been up to?

Akira: We were helping Revan write their vows, but they kicked us out because Garvin was making inappropriate suggestions.

Garvin: How is “Nico, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

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Ingall: What does “take out” mean?

Revan: Food.

Nico: Dating.

Akira: Murder.

Garvin: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Garvin: Revan, I know you snuck out to see Nico last night.

Revan: If you tell Akira or Ingall, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.

Garvin: Five bucks?

Revan: Fine.

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Nico: You’re a loose cannon, Akira.

Akira: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Ingall: I think you play by your own rules.

Revan: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Nico: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Akira: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Garvin is a loose cannon.

Garvin: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Akira!

Revan: I’d say Garvin’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.

Ingall: Now I’m just confused. Is Akira a loose cannon or not?

Nico: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Akira: *groans*

Garvin: Aw, man.

Ohhhh yeah. Someone's gonna die for sure (I mean, someone who's not already dead- You know what I mean, lol)

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True, there's probably too much repeating right now, haha

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Nico just being like "Wait try, you DON'T EXIST?!? How do we make you exist!! We need Revan and Ingall, I'm sure they know how to do that!"

And Akira just cackling at this point

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Definitely. And they'd totally fight anyone who tried to kick them out because "they shouldn't advertise 'all you can eat' if they don't mean it!!!"

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Nice. I would, but I also can't spell for shit, so- XD

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Those are all amazing!

I love Akira and Garvin both being annoyed about accidentally starting a long debate about themselves in the last one, lmao

More polyships quotes!

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Revan: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Revan: *sees Akira shoving Garvin into the washing machine while Nico records and Ingall watches*

Revan: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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Akira: You're a lying piece of shit!

Garvin: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Nico: I'm leaving and I'm taking Ingall with me!

Revan, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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Nico: Good morning.

Revan: Good morning.

Ingall: Good morning.

Garvin: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Akira: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Revan: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Nico: I really care about your feelings!

Ingall: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Revan, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Akira: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Garvin: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Revan: There's no meeting today because Nico is at the police station.

Ingall: They're in jail?!

Akira: We have to get them out!

Garvin: Jailbreak! I'm in!

Akira: I'll dress up and distract the guard!

Garvin: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!

Akira: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-

Revan: No! Nico wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!

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Akira: Hey, how did my phone break?

Ingall: You were drunk yesterday.

Akira: And?

Revan: You threw it.

Akira Why?

Nico: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”

Akira: And why didn’t you stop me?!

Garvin: We were busy laughing our asses off.

Oh totally, it's going to be great haha-
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Yeahhh, hm... I have some ideas. If this was actually something we decided to do then I could PM you the ideas XD

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Garvin just laughing too at that point because like- He has no idea and has just kind of accepted that it's impossible.

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Exactly! The two would be total menaces haha-

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That's fair, I write my posts in google docs before I post them, so any mistakes I make with spelling get a red underline for me instead.

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Those are great too!

The second one could also work as-

For sure

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I mean, I'm down, lmao

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Poor Nico would try so hard though, haha

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Major menaces. Meanwhile, their partners are just apologizing to the buffet and trying to drag Akira and Garvin out while Revan tries to help pay for at least some of the damage XD

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Very fair

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I love those. Garvin just being like "I don't." Is a total mood. Me too, buddy, me too XD