Bastien: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
Deamon: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Bastien: Whatever caves first!

Deamon: You’re not jealous, are you?
William: No!
Deamon: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Catalina: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

Bastien: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Catalina: But we lost Ember.
Bastien: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Bro. xD

Bastien: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Tiras: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Bastien: Aww, it's a love note for Blake?
Tiras: No-
Bastien: *opens it*
Bastien:
Tiras:
Bastien: I can't read this.

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Again with shipping-

Catalina: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Clovis, are a fucking cactus.

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*wheezeee*