Oh my gosh, yeah, Tio and Nico would totally tear into Rev's mom XD

The two smart, relatively anti-social people and the overly social, self-proclaimed idiot. Amazing.

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Nico; "Now, excuse us, we're going to marry your son and never come back here again. You're not invited to the wedding. Bye, bye! Have a nice life~"

Horatio; "Oh, and we're pulling Revan out of work. If you're complaining about him never doing enough, you can afford to lose his help. Goodbye."

Revan; "Wait-"

Nico; "Uh-uh, shut your mouth, you beautiful, amazing, salty dumbass. We'll take care of you from now on, so no complaining, just come on."

Horatio; "What Nico said."

Have some incorrect quotes-

Nico: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.

Horatio: Cool.

Nico: Do you know who Joe is?

Horatio: JOE MAMA!

Revan, not even looking up from their phone: Damn, that backfired.

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Mother: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Revan: You left me, Nico, and Horatio in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Mother: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Revan: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Nico: Uh, Horatio and Mother are not getting along.

Revan: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Nico: You may have a point.

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Revan: *points at Horatio* A human turtleneck, *points at Mother* a narcissistic monster, *points at Nico* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.

Nico: And who am I? Describe me now.

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Also, yes. This is all true lmao

I love those very much

Here's more because why not-

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Horatio, to Nico: If you see Revan, give them this message *makes a neutral face*
Horatio: They'll know what it means.
*later*
Nico: oh, and Horatio said to give you a message.
Nico: *makes a neutral face*
Revan: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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Nico: HELP! I TOLD HORATIO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Revan, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Nico: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Horatio: What the fuck?
Revan: They’re having an idea.

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Horatio: You need a hobby.
Revan: I have a hobby!
Horatio:: Hitting Nico isn't a hobby.

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Horatio: It’s funny how well you and Revan get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?
Nico: Revan hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

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Nico & Revan: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Nico: We need an adult!
Revan: Nico, you are an adult!
Nico: We need an adultier adult! Get Horatio!

Those are all great XD

Let me rummage through and get some more too lol

Nico, walking into Horatio and Revan’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Horatio: What was it about?

Revan: No, don’t ask them that!

Horatio: Why not?

Revan: Cause they’ll answer!

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Nico: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Horatio, blushing: Okay.

Revan: It's fucking summer.

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Nico: Are you a painting?

Horatio: What-?

Nico: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Revan: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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Horatio: I didn't drink that much last night.

Revan: You were flirting with Nico.

Horatio: So what? They're my partner.

Revan: You asked if they were single.

Revan: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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Horatio: And now for a gay update with Nico and Revan.

Nico: Getting gayer.

Horatio: Thank you, Nico.

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Horatio: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Revan: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Nico, deer!"

Horatio: ...And what did Nico do?

Revan: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"

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Revan: Hey, Nico, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Nico: Yeah.

Revan: And you, Horatio?

Horatio: Umm... yes?

Revan: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Horatio: Did they just-

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Revan: Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like Nico a little bit.

Horatio, holding Revan's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Revan: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Horatio: My mistake.

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Revan: Nico annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Horatio: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Revan: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

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Horatio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Revan: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Nico, scoffing: Oh, please.

Revan, to Nico: Hey, how you doin’?

Nico:

Nico: *giggles and blushes*

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Horatio: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Revan: I’m “a couple of things”.

Nico: I’m “got distracted”.

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Horatio: Hi.

Nico: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?

Horatio: I did.

Nico: And what did they say?

Horatio: “Thank you.”

Nico: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?

Horatio: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Revan said, “Thank you.”

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Revan: Did Horatio just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Nico: Yeah, they did.

Revan: And did I just do finger guns back?

Nico: Yeah, you did.

These are chaotic and accurate, I love them XD

I shall continue to dig for more in between working on my actual post, lol

I shall wish you luck in finding more lmao

Horatio: I dropped Nico.
Revan: Horatio, what the fuck.

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Horatio: What are you two arguing about this time?
Revan: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Nico: Cry me a table, Revan.

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Nico: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Revan: Yes.
Nico: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Revan: Ye- wait, what-
Horatio: Nico, that's not what bilingual means-
Nico: Shhh, it's okay Revan. I still love you, man.
Revan & Horatio: ...
Nico: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

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Nico: Can we go out to get icecream?
Revan: Did you ask Horatio?
Nico: They said no.
Revan: Then why did you ask me?
Nico: They're not the boss of you.
Revan, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Horatio: Where are you going?
Revan: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Horatio: I told you I did! It's coming here on Friday!
Nico, knowing full well that Horatio got Revan an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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*playing twister*
Horatio: Right-hand red.
Nico: *ends up on top of Revan*
Revan: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Horatio: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Nico: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Revan:
Revan: I'm gonna tell them.
Horatio: Don't you dare.

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Revan, holding a rock: Nico just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Horatio: If you don't marry them, I will.

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Revan, knocking on the door: Nico, open up!
Nico: It all started when I was a kid.
Revan: That’s not what I-
Horatio: Let them finish!

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Nico: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Nico: Horatio is still mad about it, but me and Revan were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Revan: Horatio isn’t answering my messages.
Nico: Allow me.
Revan: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Horatio: *replying to message* Hello.

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Horatio: I know you love them.
Revan: I am not in love with Nico!
Horatio, staring at Revan: I never said who...
Revan: *realizes*
Revan: Shit. Well, anyways-

The affiliations look great so far! :D