Tell them to go away.

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What's the best way to press the stop button on a bus?

Take off your shoes and socks and push it with your toes

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How do I boil a finger

first you uhhh.... and then uh..... ummmm..... acquire a finger first??

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how do i eat a taco

First, you must meditate for 26 hours, before ascending to a higher plane of existance and gain the power of pyrokenesis, and then using it to set your surroundings on fire. Then, you grow two extra pairs of arms and crawl up the wall and onto the ceiling, and grab the taco from the dining table and throw it out of the window as hard as you can, before following the taco through, digging a hole in your back garden, and burying the taco.

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How do I stop being bullied at school?

you uhh .. uhmmm.. go underwater and breathe air????

how do I shit myself on purpose

pour yourself a glass of water, sit down on the floor, and ask yourself why you would ever wanna do something like that

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how do i walk my pet fish

Charge your water so it becomes an energy drink

How do I make my TV into bread

Because Elmo isnt a findle-doop.

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Why cant I yes to see the fish and do the chicken for the my half thirds sisters aunt and stay in my vase?

Um, you forgot the step where you eat them first, then regurgitate them. They'll stay in the vsae after that. Oh yes, don't forget the gift wrapping you need to coat them in as well! Then melt some sugar lumps and put them on top of the gift wrapping. I'm sure that'll work.

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My bag doesn't fit everything I want to bring in it, what should I do?