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that someone asks NightHaze is he wears contacts (because he has silver eyes), and NightHaze is just like, "wtf are you talking about? this is my natural eye color" and he's so confused and the person is super embarrassed and Touma's just there laughing at his poor boyfriend and Kaito and Kaede try to calm the person down and help NightHaze understand

Kaede to NightHaze: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

NightHaze: I'm a knife, fuck your spoons.

Touma, yelling from the other end of the room, ready to sprint the fuck away: He likes to be the little spoon!

Kaito: Touma, are you eating peanut butter from a jar with... chopsticks?

Touma, hiding the chopsticks behind his back: Nope. What chopsticks do you talk about? What are chopsticks?

Kaede, walking in with NightHaze into the kitchen: Kaito, why do you look so suspicious?

NightHaze: Touma, why do you look like you're trying to cover up the fact that you killed your uncle Jeffery's pet fish by accident?

Touma: Why so specific?

Kaito, chipping in: Because you did kill Kaede's pet fish Jeff by accident and you had that same expression on your face.

Kaede: R.I.P. Jeff.

NightHaze, catching sight of the peanut butter: Are you eating peanut butter straight? Again?

Kaito: Again?

NightHaze: Yes. He goes through a jar every week, I swear.

NightHaze: At least tell me you're using a spoon this time.

Kaito: He's using chopsticks.

Touma: :(

NightHaze: Well at least it's not a knife this time -

Kaito: hE eAtS iT WiTH a KNifE?!

NightHaze: As long as he doesn't cut his tongue with a butter knife again it's fine.

Kaede: Shouldn't you.... stop buying peanut butter?

Touma: I buy it myself

Kaito: He's like a toddler -.-

NightHaze, sighing: I have to live with him, Kaito.

Touma: Rude. I'm right here.

NightHaze: You're going to wreck your health.

Kaede: He's athletic enough to burn it off.

NightHaze, shrugging indifferently, before walking out of the room: Then I won't kiss Touma ever again.

Touma:

Touma: Suddenly I think I'm allergic to peanuts.

Touma, running after him: NightHaze! Come back! I love you! I'll stop eating peanut butter! D:

Kaito: God help them.

Kaede: They're good for each other. NightHaze keeps Touma from doing stupid things by exploiting Touma's weakness, which is NightHaze himself, and Touma prevents NightHaze from committing homicides.

Kaito: ........ match made in heaven.

NightHaze: You pissed me off for the last time, you're going to hear it now, you fucker!

Touma:

Touma: ?

NightHaze: Okay, now listen here you little shit -

Touma: You can't tell me what to do ;^;

Kaede: I'm telling NightHaze.

Touma: nO wAiT -

Kaede and Kaito, hands down. Touma and NightHaze are indeed the power duo, but they tend to argue a lot and it gets in the way, they get distracted, Kaede and Kaito get in their shots and run away before Touma and NightHaze can figure out what just happened.

It depends...... Disaster in general? Disaster in portraying emotions? Disaster in.... yeah, it's NightHaze and Touma. But I guess anyone could've seen that coming.

Kaito and Kaede. In every. Single. Aspect.

Both, actually. Kaito and Kaede moreso, but Touma and NightHaze are trying their best.

Touma. He'll burn the entire house down if he has to.

Touma. He gets distracted too easily. He and NightHaze have already had to buy their third toaster.

Probably Kaito and Kaede. They're the more responsible couple.

Again, probably Kaito and Kaede.

Kaito would be the good dad, and Kaede would be more in between, wanting to say no, but only managing to say it 75% of the time.

NightHaze would definitely be the "bad" dad, and won't hesitate to say no if he believes that it would bring harm to his child. Touma is 100% the happy-go-lucky, do-what-you-wish kind of dad. He's often reprimanded by NightHaze if he allows their child to do something stupid.

.......

Touma.

Ranking from shortest to tallest,

NightHaze

Kaito
Kaede

Touma

Touma. There is no ranking.

Hands down, NightHaze.

Oof. Probably Kaito :/

Uh, is "no one" an option?

NightHaze would probably be a sort of vigilante type hero (like Batman)

oops. sorry the font got weird at the end. just noticed it now :V

I mean, they're all pretty intelligent ;-;

From most to least:

Kaede

Touma

Kaito

NightHaze

Touma

Kaede

Kaito

It's pretty much their survival instincts, and NightHaze's are the strongest of all of theirs.

NightHaze T.T

I mean... Kaede's the only one with a... decent...? Normal...? Childhood, so yeah. Kaede. Probably. Who knows.

NightHaze

NightHaze

NightHaze. Wouldn't even bat an eye at anything while Touma hides behind him.

NightHaze he already is one, wait what

NightHaze. He won't know what to do with it.

NightHa- oh wait. That was tricky of your >:c

Touma pranked NightHaze for April Fools Day. Unfortunately, Touma did not live to tell the tale :V