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Brosc who is trying to open a bakery while Jayco is trying to commit arson
Spellbound said:
Brosc, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Jayco: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Garvin, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Brosc, spraying Jayco: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Jayco: Dude, I forgot-
Brosc: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Tatsuya : *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
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Tatsuya banned them both from the kitchen after this lmao
Determined_Wolf said:
Brosc who is trying to open a bakery while Jayco is trying to commit arson
Spellbound said:
Brosc, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Jayco: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Garvin, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Brosc, spraying Jayco: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Jayco: Dude, I forgot-
Brosc: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Tatsuya : *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
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Brosc: Where the devil is Tatsuya ?
Jayco: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Garvin: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat? |
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Brosc: Tatsuya ! I can't do this stupid math!
Tatsuya : What’s the math problem?
Brosc: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Garvin, covering Jayco's ears, while Tatsuya smacks Brosc upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth. |
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Tatsuya : This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Brosc: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Garvin: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Jayco: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER! |
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Jayco: Why is Brosc crying on the floor?
Garvin: They're drunk.
Jayco: And?
Garvin: They saw a picture of Tatsuya 's spouse.
Jayco: But they're Tatsuya 's spouse.
Garvin: I know. |
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Switch Jayco and Garvin and it'll still work lmao
Spellbound said:
Tatsuya : This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Brosc: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Garvin: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Jayco: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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I love all the flirty Brosc ones because they are definitely things that he would say- |
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I might give Jayco Lucky Streak
He can absorb the luck of others to increase his luck B) Also, whoever he touches or winks at will gain temporary luck |
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Spring 
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