Cath-Oswic: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
Cath-Oswic: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Jayco: ...Thanks.
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Cath-Oswic: Who hurt you?
Jayco: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Cath-Oswic: ...Yes, actually.
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*Cath-Oswic and Jayco looking at a locked gate into a park*
Cath-Oswic: Aw. :(
Jayco: You know what they say.
Cath-Oswic: Please don’t-
Jayco: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Cath-Oswic: Frick-
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Cath-Oswic: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Jayco: And you came to me?
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Cath-Oswic: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Cath-Oswic: Not you Jayco. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Cath-Oswic: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Jayco: Ok, Cath-Oswic, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Cath-Oswic: 1917.
Jayco: ...You're ready.
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Jayco: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Cath-Oswic, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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Jayco, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Cath-Oswic: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Cath-Oswic:
Cath-Oswic: It's perfume.