Granted, but your army fails due to typo.

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I wish to live in a world I created

Granted, but it only lasts for two seconds then it explodes.

~()~
I wish to never typo again.

Granted, you will never misspell words/make a typo again... but you'll always use the wrong grammar.

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I wish to live in a cozy cabin in the mountains

The cabin is haunted, hooray!

~()~
I wish Math didn't exist

Granted, but no one can count or do anything that involves basic math, resulting in the total collapse of society.

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I wish my partner could cure her depression and anxiety

(I'm actually very sorry about that) Granted, now she is so happy and energetic that it is horribly annoying.

~()~
I wish I had shades

Granted, but they're the most hideous pair of shades you'll ever own.

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I wish I had wings

granted but they are too small to use them to fly

i wish i had a large pair of dragon wings that cannot be corrupted in any way

Granted, the wings are everything you'd ever want... but you're hunted and scorned by society for having them.

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I wish I had magic. Like Skyrim or something magic.

granted but over time it slowly corrupts you to the point of which you kill your loved ones

i wish to be able to help the rest of society grow the wings as well