Granted. But instead, they call her Countess Chonkula.

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I wish for grape mike and ikes to be more popular.

Granted, but it is now the only Mike n Ike flavor.

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I wish ERs and Hospitals weren't so horrifically overcrowded and grossly understaffed (let the poor ER nurses and doctors sleep, goddamn)

(Cicatrize it's a she)

Granted, but everyone is... zombies when they wake up?

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I wish DQ didn't exist

Granted, but now you have an army of angry Texans coming after you for getting rid of Dairy Queen.

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I wish I had a pet fox

(not gonna lie i do to)

granted but it is evil and kills you in your sleep

i wish for a pack of Jack Links Teriyaki Beef Jerky

Granted, they lurch out and kill you.

~()~
I wish I could burp😢

Granted, but you can't stop

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I wish I could no longer feel pain or emotion

Your best loved dies and you do not feel anything or even care in the slightest.

~()~
I wish to sit on a nice puffy white cloud without falling through

Granted, but air is very thin up there and it's horrible cold. You die of exposure.

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I wish for a pet snek

It-it- aw shoot, um, it's so cute you die of its cuteness

~()~
I wish for an army of mund-controlled Roborovski Dwarf Hamsters