Granted, but it's nothing you expected and everything you hoped for all at once.

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I wish I would stop dissociating or hyperfixating all the time

Granted, but you are the only one who cannot dissociate and/or hyperfixate, making life overall harder since you would be the only 100% living person.

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I wish that I had the perfect horse with my now perfect life.

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granted but it kills you in your sleep

i wish to own a phone

The phone wants to kill you.

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I wish my computer didn't have a virus so I don't have to play WP on mobile ARGH

granted but now your mobile devices have a virus

i wish that the phone doesn't want to kill me

Granted, but the phone not refuses to let you sleep and will loudly wake sister you awake as soon as you start to drift off.

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I wish paramedic school wasn't so long.

Granted, however all patients you help will suddenly die, the moment they seem to be doing ok.

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I wish that I talk to animals.

Granted <3 however you can only speak with animals who are about to die

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I wish for a blue fish

granted but slowly over time it turns red

i wish i was better at drawing furry art

Granted, but you can't draw or do anything else for the rest of your life.

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I wish people would stop calling my cat fat :(