Granted, but you arent allowed to eat anything else.

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I wish I could have infinite money.

Granted, but the economy is now ruined do to all the money you put in circulation and your money is now basically worthless.

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I wish I had time to play video games with my brother again.

Granted, but you lose every time.

~()~
I wish for tye ability to steal anyone's bathub at any time.

Granted but some of them contain piranhas that will attack you!

I wish for infinite energy

Great, but you sapped the energy out of everyone else to get that. Now everyone's dead! Congrats!

~()~
I wish for publishers to like my book and publish it one day. With a nice matte cover, of course.

Granted, but someone else takes credit for all your hard work and no one will ever believe you when you try to claim it.

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I wish my sister would stop thinking her art is bad when it's not.

Granted, she doesn't think it's bad anymore. Now she thinks it's horrendous.

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I wish for a fire storm

Granted, but it's very some and underwhelming. Does no damage, not that much of a show. Kinda let down, really.

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I wish I had some of that acid people use to melt bodies.

Wish granted but you burn yourself every time.

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I wish I had a life.

Granted, it will be a cockroach life, enjoy it.

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I wish for a corrupted wish.