Granted, but it never stops growing

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I wish I could get away with murder

Granted but every time you murder someone, someone you love dies as well.

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I wish that I could live on the sun with my friends.

Granted. Congratulations, you are now frozen to death because instead of burning you freeze!

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I wish for no one to ever post on this forum game again, henceforth causing this wish to not be corrupted!

Granted, but you're banned from posting on any Game forum for ruining everyone's fun.

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I wished I lived in a cozy cabin in the forest, away from people and the city.

Granted, but your cabin is overrun by a fire shortly after.

I wish for the ability to arts

Granted, but you're a severe perfectionist. Even though your at is perfect, it's "never good enough"

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I wish I could stop procrastinating and work on my commissions and projects

Granted but now you have nothing to do and now have to find even more things to do. And more and more and more.

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I wish that my crush would like me back.

Granted, but they will never love you

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I wish my room was clean

Granted, but it's organized in a way you can't find anything you need.

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I wish I could wake up not feeling tired.

(Don't we all)

Granted but now you have to sleep during the day and stay up during the night.

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I wish that I could have a everlasting gobstopper.