Granted but it's a soggy bagel covered in ketchup

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I want a I could see into people's minds.

Granted, but everybody's weird thoughts slowly drive you insane.

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I wish to be a dinosaur.

Granted, but you may never see anyone or other dino's again.

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I wish to get a genie.

Granted but the genie automatically traps you into the lamp.

I wish that griffins were real

granted but they are extreamly dangurus

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wish i had a good sleep schedual

granted but you will only be able to sleep.

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I wish I could teleport.

granted, but someone will steal your soal.

i wish i was a wolf

Granted but you will never have a pack or fall in love.

I wish for a vacuum hose.

Granted, but it sucks you into it.

I wish that I could spend the perfect day with my family and no one dies that day or any day near that time. (Try me)

Granted but you are blind, so you cant see them.

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I wish I could destroy matter.